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Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
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NSA Encrypting Security Briefs At Fifth Grade Reading Level To Keep Trump From Compromising Them

Agents with the NSA have begun to encrypt their intelligence briefings in a way they hope will keep Trump from understanding them.
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New Trump Leak Implies Mike Flynn Is Drafting His Resignation Letter In Russian and English

A new rumor swirling around D.C. implies that top Trump adviser Mike Flynn may be preparing a bilingual letter of resignation.
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Trump Family To Start “White House Shopping Network” To Hock Wares From The Oval Office

Trump and company have a new idea to make even more money, leveraging the opportunity of a lifetime in the White House.
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Trump Signs Over “Power of Attorney and/or Presidency” To Steve Bannon In His Absence

If Trump leaves the room, he wants to know his buddy Steve Bannon can fill-in for him, in case we need to nuke Ohio or something.
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The Previously Untold Story Of A Hero Who Survived Jade Helm But Fell During The Bowling Green Massacre

One man served during two of America's most harrowing domestic combat events in the last five years. This is his alternatively true story.
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Congressional Democrats Quietly Building Coalition To Impeach President Bannon

Are President Steve Bannon's days numbered? Some Democrats and even some Republicans are rumored to be working on that very thing.
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Trump Hires Dr. Jenny McCarthy As White House Special Counsel On Alternative Facts

When it comes to administering alternative facts, perhaps no one alive today is as convincing as Dr. Jenny McCarthy, now on Team Trump.
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President Trump Declares The White House A Safe Space From Criticism or Harsh Words

Cut Trump a break! You can't expect a president to do his job if every day he's in the White House he has to hear criticism do you?
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Trump: ‘Ivanka Told Me My Crowd Was A Good Size!’

Many people have said Trump's inaugural crowd size was smallish compared to his predecessors. But Ivanka has tried to comfort Daddy over it.
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Daily American Greatness Tracker – Day 1

Some might think you can't measure a hollow, empty platitude like American Greatness, but those people are probably commies or something.
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America’s First Black President Prepares To Hand Baton Off To America’s First Cartoon Villain President

As the days in his administration draw to a close, America's first black president prepares to hand the torch off to a wholly different character.
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Trump Admits Wanting To Know What Vladimir Putin’s Dick Tastes Like

Donald Trump is focusing on beefing up his foreign policy chops, starting with getting to the bottom of the taste of Vladimir Putin's penis.
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Women's Rights

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
Criminal Justice

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

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