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Donald Trump Finding Out

Well...shit. How did this end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have...

I Live in Arkansas. Can My 10 Year Old Work as a Bouncer at a Drag Bar?

I moved to Arkansas before I was a father, so I can't say that...
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Iran Names Chick-Fil-A, WalMart, and Slave Plantations as Targets of Cultural Value in WW3

U.S. President Donald J. Trump made headlines and raised a serious number of eyebrows...

Pro-Life Evangelical Backs Philandering Criminal’s War With Iran, No Matter How Many Children Die In It

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster, YouTube personality, and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins considers...

McConnell Calls For ‘Socialist, Libtard Cucks Who Elected Blacky McDemocrat’ to Unify Behind Trump’s War With Iran

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell took to the Senate floor yesterday...

A Complete List of All the Trump Supporters Who Have Already Enlisted to Fight in His War with Iran

This week, President Donald Trump seemed to put the U.S. on a collision course...

Donald Trump Jr. Anxiously Awaiting Results of Genetic Bone Spur Tests

DUMLANDIA, NEW YORK -- The president's third smartest male crotch fruit, Donald Trump Jr.,...

Eric Trump Pretty Sure He Got a Puppy From Iraq for Christmas From Daddy

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- President Donald Trump's most intelligent son named Eric was...

Tomi Lahren Spotted In Recruitment Office Enlisting Someone Else’s Kids to Die for Trump’s Re-Election

VALLE DE CHINGANDA IDIOTA RUBIA, CALIFORNIA -- Fox News contributing racist and jingoism expert...

Lindsey Graham: “Real Patriotic Americans Fully Support President Trump Wagging the Bone Spurs”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- If America is on the brink of war with Iran, President...

Dick Cheney Reminds Trump Saudi Arabia Doesn’t Declare War, He Does

MUSTAFAR -- Former President Dick Cheney sent an email to President Donald Trump today,...

Syrian Fetus Asks To Be Put In American Uterus So GOP Will Care About It Until It’s Born

A very young Syrian refugee wants out of its home country. But knows that America is weird right now, and it has a plan to get around that.

U.N. Security Council To Vote On Designating Trump’s Twitter Account A “Weapon of Ass Destruction”

The United Nation's Security Council is debating whether or not to attach a special label to the Twitter account of America's next president.

Marco Rubio Admits He Requested Bigger Debate Podium to Hide His War Boner

Marco Rubio asked for a much larger podium for last night's debate for a very personal reason.

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Donald Trump Finding Out

Well...shit. How did this end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have...

I Live in Arkansas. Can My 10 Year Old Work as a Bouncer at a Drag Bar?

I moved to Arkansas before I was a father, so I can't say that...

Jesus: “Silencing Transgender People Isn’t Christian, It’s Cunty”

"I specifically told people to stop being judgmental little twatwaffles to everyone." In Montana, elected...

A Complete List of All the 2024 Presidential Candidates Currently on Trial for Rape

In New York City, a former President of the United States is being sued...