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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...
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Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...
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Poll Shows Majority of Americans Wouldn’t Mind if Coronavirus Outbreak Contained Only to Oval Office

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A new poll just released shows that a majority of Americans...
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Asked to Find America on a Map With No Labels, Pompeo Points to Russia

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Secretary of State Mike Pompeo was unable to point to the...
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Trump Threatens To Send Queen of England ‘Declaration of More Independence’ Because of ‘Unforgivable’ UK Protests

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Decades-long relationships between the United States and its strongest European allies...
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Trump, Un Set ‘Hard And Fast’ Self-Fellatio Time Limit Ahead of Summit

SINGAPORE -- Representatives from President Donald Trump and North Korea's dictator Kim Jong Un...
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Mexico Asks Trump to Pay for Northern Border Wall to Keep American Mass Shooters Out

"When the United States issues guns, it's not giving them to their best."
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World Leaders Just Want Putin and Trump to Fuck and Get It Over With

The sexually explosive relationship between Putin and Trump has all the U.N. ambassadors concerned, and wishing the two would just get a room together.
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President-Elect Trump Names Himself As U.S. Diplomat To Russia

President-Elect Trump's eyebrow-raising administration appointments continue with his self-selection as U.S. Ambassador to Russia.
Lifestyle

When Traveling in the U.S., Mexico Advises Citizens to Bring Bottled Water

The government of Mexico doesn't want its citizens drinking American water.
Arts & Entertainment

Leaked Script from ‘Thelma & Louise 2’ Staring Donald Trump and Vladmir Putin

Donald Trump and Vlad Putin are so cozy, they plan to make a movie together.
World News

Netanyahu: Western Nuke Deal With Iran a ‘Serious Threat To My Warmongering’

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is not happy about what the new nuclear deal with Iran will mean for his posturing and rhetoric.
World News

U.S. Takes Break From Thumping Its Chest to Slap Itself On Back – With Fireworks!

The Fourth f July is the day of the year that America stops thumping its chest long enough to slap itself on its back for a "job well done" in democracy.

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Religion

Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...
Arts & Entertainment

Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...
Lifestyle

God Told Me Oklahoma Kids Will Be ‘Stupid as Fuck’ After the Bible is Taught in Schools

"...do they really think it covers me in glory to have a bunch of...
U.S. Politics

Someone Accidentally Sent Me a Copy of The Biden/Trump Debate Questions

Don't ask me how it happened, but it would appear that someone at CNN...

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