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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?
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May 17, 2024
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A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden
"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
May 15, 2024
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Hitler’s Finally Starting To Get The Comparison
THE CHENEY WING, HELL -- Some on America's left have routinely compared the policies...
November 27, 2018
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Trump Had Special Presidential Crayons Made For Answering Mueller Questions
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For months, FBI Special Counsel Robert Mueller has been wrangling the...
November 21, 2018
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Hillary Clinton Is Circling Ivanka Trump’s House Shouting “Lock Her Up”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Authorities and eyewitnesses close to the situation are confirming at the...
November 20, 2018
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Trump Jr. Tells Mueller He’ll Roll Over on ‘The Actual U.S. President’
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- This morning, President Donald Trump unleashed another torrent of...
November 15, 2018
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Trump Says He Gave Stan Lee Inspiration For His Iconic “SuperSpiderHulkThing” Character
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, the comic book world lost one of its most influential...
November 14, 2018
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After President’s World War Trolling, Macron Suggests He’ll Start Ribbing Trump Over Confederacy Losing
WHERE THE NAKED LADIES DANCE, FRANCE -- Last year, the world was abuzz over...
November 13, 2018
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Rick Scott: “Once Republican Votes Are Counted, There’s No Need to Continue Counting”
LAKE NOSFERATU, FLORIDA -- This week, President Donald Trump weighed in via Twitter on...
November 12, 2018
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Trump Demands Paul Ryan Institute Electoral College Rules For 2018 Midterm Results
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump, having taken in the whole breadth and scope...
November 7, 2018
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Putin Acknowledges Midterms Are Referendum On His First Term
MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- As Americans headed to the polls to cast their ballots in...
November 6, 2018
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LOS CHINGADORES DE CULEROS NARANJOS, TEXAS -- Since last week, President Donald Trump has...
November 2, 2018
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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump set the American political scene on...
October 30, 2018
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October 29, 2018
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