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I Just Got a Sneak Peak at Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Signature Shoe Line

"I lied to him and told him that I was a friend of the...

Why Aren’t Liberals Grateful to Live in the World’s Most Exceptional Shooting Range?

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and former NRA executive board member...
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Ben Shapiro Announces That Scott Baio and Gina Carano Will Star in “Washed-Up Star Wars”

HOLLYWOOB, CALIFORNIA -- It didn't take long for embattled alleged actress Gina Carano to...

Palpatine Declares Himself Chancellor With Millions of Votes Left to Count From Outer Rim

CORUSCANT -- Naboo Senator Sheev Palpatine has declared himself the winner of the Republic's...

Pat Robertson: “You Will Go To Hell for Loving Baby Yoda and Baby Jesus”

VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- Televangelist Pat Robertson has a stern warning for Christians who...

Trump Calls William Shatner to Wish Him Happy May The 4th

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, fans of the iconic film franchise Star Wars are celebrating the legacy...

Fans Irate Disney Scrapped F##k a Wookiee Attraction in New Star Wars Land

ANASLIME, CALIFORNIA -- Just a few weeks ago, the Disneyland resort opened its "Star...

Trump Boasts He Was The Inspiration for the ‘Best’ Star Wars Character

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, throughout the country, fans are celebrating an unofficial "Star Wars...

Trump Orders Disneyland to Post ICE Guards at Entrance to Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When Disneyland Park opens its new Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge attraction,...

JJ Abrams Reveals Every Character Dead by End of “The Rise of Skywalker”

During the annual Star Wars Celebration, this year held in Chicago, the title of...

Trump Demands Disneyland Post ICE Guards at Entrance to Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When Disneyland Park opens its new Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge attraction,...

Elon Musk Buys and Reveals Star Wars Episode IX Title

SWILLYCORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Fandom of the sci-fi/fantasy film franchise known as "Star Wars"...

Alt-Right Star Wars Fan Explains Why His Racism, Sexism, and General Bigotry Are Saving Franchise

SCUMMANVILLANEE BAY, MINNESOTA -- Phillip Patterson is as about as die-hard a Star Wars fan as...

Neil deGrasse Tyson Hired As Script Consultant For “Star Wars: Episode IX”

HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA -- The Disney Corporation has announced that Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson has...

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I Just Got a Sneak Peak at Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Signature Shoe Line

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