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I Just Got a Sneak Peak at Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Signature Shoe Line

"I lied to him and told him that I was a friend of the...

Why Aren’t Liberals Grateful to Live in the World’s Most Exceptional Shooting Range?

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and former NRA executive board member...
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Rapist Worried No One Will Believe He’s Raped If He Can’t Remember Exact, Specific Details About Prior Rapes

LAGO DE DOUCHE, ARIZONA -- 36 year old Jack Johnathan Jackson is an admitted,...

Breaking: Brett Kavanaugh Sure Could Use a Stiff One Or 50 Right About Now

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Following a brutal morning of testimony before the Senate Judiciary Committee...

Grassley Warns Kavanaugh: “Another 60 or 70 Sexual Assault Allegations Might, Maybe, Could Make Us Wag Our Fingers At You”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Senator Chuck Grassley (R-IA) has issued a...

Jim Jordan Going To Keep Watching Rescued Thai Soccer Players, Just In Case

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The office of Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH SHIT I SHOULD HAVE...

Ivanka Says Media Wouldn’t Ask Other President’s Daughter/Lover/Official White House Aide About His Sexual Misconduct

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An offended Ivanka Trump recently told an NBC reporter that she...

Millions Flood White House Phones Demanding Judge Rosemarie Aquilina Be Promoted to Supreme Court

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Trump administration is confirming that at the time of publication,...

Tickets Still Available For “Me-2017” New Year’s Eve Ball Hosted By Kevin Spacey, Louis CK

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The finishing touches are being put on the Cosby...

Roy Moore Says Elections Are ‘Like Teenage Girls,’ And Refuses To Pull Out Of Race He Lost

PEDURAST, ALABAMA -- Former Alabama judge Roy Moore lost a hotly contested election earlier...

Ivanka Defends Daddy: “He’s Always Gotten My Consent First”

"I don't want fake news out there about Daddy."

Trump Releases Pussy He Was Grabbing Long Enough For A Thoughtful Soliloquy On Men Respecting And Empowering Women

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump today gave an impromptu monologue on the importance...

George W. Bush Offers to Give Heather Lind’s Buttocks ‘The Iraq War Treatment’ for His Dad

"I want to finish once more something that you've left for me."

Trump Gets #MeToo Hashtag Backwards and Seemingly Admits to Sexual Harassment

"The president's tweets speak for themselves."

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I Just Got a Sneak Peak at Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Signature Shoe Line

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