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Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
Criminal Justice

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
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Conservative Media

Sean Spicer Predicts Trump Will Have the Biggest Reinstatement Crowd Ever. Period.

GOEBBELS, FLORIDA -- Former White House Press Sniveling Toady Sean Spicer said on his...
Science & Medicine

CDC Urges Americans Not to Take Advice From Self-Certified Eye Doctors With Punchable Faces

ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- The Centers for disease control is warning Americans this morning to...
Tech

Twitter Temporarily Suspends Horse Faced Anti-Vaxxer’s Account

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Horse faced cave troll and freshman Rep. Marjorie Taylor...
The Democrats

Cuomo Resigns, Plans to Spend More Time Groping Someone Else’s Family

GRABBINY, NEW YORK -- Gov. Andrew Cuomo of New York (D) announced his official...
Science & Medicine

Florida’s Child COVID Positivity Higher Than Its Adult Literacy

TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDUH -- Children in the America's Dong State are more likely contract COVID-19...
U.S. Politics

Cruz: “Donald Trump Understood That The Constitution is For Cucks”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This weekend Sen. Dick Durbin (D-IL) appeared on CNN and divulged...
Conservative Media

Meghan McCain’s Hairdresser Thankful They No Longer Have to Send Coded Cries for Help

Since 2017, Meghan McCain's hairdresser has been sending coded signals to audience members watching The...
Science & Medicine

DeSantis Undecided Whether to Continue to Do Nothing, or Pretend to Do Something About COVID

TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDUH -- His state is the new epicenter of America's fourth wave of...
The Democrats

Cruz: “Why Is Joe Biden So Afraid to Call My Wife Ugly?”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senator Ted Cruz (Q-Cancun) blasted President Joe Biden today, accusing him...
Science & Medicine

CDC: Increased Risk of COVID Infection After Exposure to Blathering, Right-Wing Morons

ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- The CDC held an urgent press conference this morning during which...
MAGA News

Trump Pressured DOJ to Sue Biden’s Blue States for Hurting His Feelings

Details of the days leading up to and following the 2020 presidential election are...
U.S. Politics

AZ Audit Finds Two Million Ballots Filled Out in Unicorn Blood

LOS MORONOS, ARIZONA -- This morning, Cyber Ninjas announced that their audit of Arizona's...
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Women's Rights

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
Criminal Justice

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
Tech

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

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