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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...
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Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...
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Palin Donates Half Her Brain to Boebert and Doubles Her Cognitive Capacity

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a stunning and unforeseen development, former half-term Alaskan Governor Sarah...
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Trump Offers to Make Palin Secretary of ‘Educationizing’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump announced today that he was creating a brand...
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Trump Considering Sarah Palin as National Insecurity Adviser

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Citing what he called "extremely fart-tudinous circumstantials," President Donald Trump told...
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President Invites Sarah Palin to Become His Third First Lady

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Within a matter of minutes after finding out that former half-term...
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Sarah Palin Pretty Sure She’s President Now

FLATULENT FALLS, ALASKA -- Former half-term Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin is said to be...
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Frustrated Sarah Palin Says White House Ignored Offer To Drive Released Prisoners Home From North Korea

TWUNTBERG, ALASKA -- In the very early hours of the morning, President Donald Trump...
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Trump Blames Russia’s Election Interference On Sarah Palin ‘Abandoning Her Backyard Post’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump went farther than he ever has...
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After Tax Vote Announcement, John McCain’s Tumor Considers Joining The Resistance

"I really thought he was a maverick, but it turns out he's just a shill."
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Sarah Palin Scolds Spicer, Scaramucci, Priebus For Their Lack of Work Ethic

Former Alaska governor and reality-TV star Sarah Palin takes issue with Scaramucci, Priebus, and Spicer walking out on President Trump.
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Trump Says He’ll Give Alaska to Russia If Murkowski Votes No on Obamacare Repeal

Senator Lisa Murkowski of Alaska has drawn the ire of our stubby fingered, angry orange orangutan president. Is Alaska on the way back to Russia?
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White House Staff Can’t Get Smell of ‘Gun Powder, Chewing Tobacco and Stupid’ Out of Oval Office

When Sarah Palin, Kid Rock, and Ted Nugent visited their new fuhrer in the White House, they left behind something foul smelling.
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“Donald Trump’s Supreme Court Shortlist”

Believe it or not Donald Trump gets to pick our next Supreme Court Justice, but who will he pick? We've got some ideas here.
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Religion

Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...
Arts & Entertainment

Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...
Lifestyle

God Told Me Oklahoma Kids Will Be ‘Stupid as Fuck’ After the Bible is Taught in Schools

"...do they really think it covers me in glory to have a bunch of...
U.S. Politics

Someone Accidentally Sent Me a Copy of The Biden/Trump Debate Questions

Don't ask me how it happened, but it would appear that someone at CNN...

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