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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
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Huckabee Sanders Says She’s Running to ‘Prove You Can Slap Lipstick on a Pig and Call It Governor’

EDITOR'S NOTE: Offended by us calling Sarah Huckabee Sanders a "pig" in this article?...

Op-Ed: Won’t Somebody Do Something About Trumpists Losing Their Social Media Followers?!

The following editorial was written by Bill Dickerdolldildo. Mr. Dickerdolldildo is the social media...

Smoky-Eyed Lying Fuckstick Defends Former Lying Fuckstick Boss in Two ABC Interviews

FUGLY HEIGHTS, ARKANSAS -- In under 70 days, the general public will have their...

Backside of Mount Rushmore Being Prepared for New Trump Bust

To the victors go the spoils, and Mount Rushmore is about to get spoiled, President Donald Trump style.

Facebook Hires Sarah Sanders, Sean Spicer, and Joseph Goebbels’ Reanimated Corpse to Vet Political Ads

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Facebook, facing enormous pressure from the public and celebrities...

Sarah Huckabee: “It Was Stupid of The Constitution to Not Give Presidents Unlimited Powers”

SLOP TROUGH, ARKANSAS -- Former Chief White House Propaganda Minister Sarah Huckabee Sanders appeared...

Huckabee Sanders Announces Book Title on First Fox News Appearance Since Leaving White House

HOG MOUNTAIN, ARKANSAS -- Former White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders appeared on...

For Some Reason, Sarah Huckabee Sanders Pretty Confident She Can Lie for Donald Trump on Fox News

PIG SLOP CROTCH, ARKANSAS -- Sarah Huckabee Sanders is going to be a Fox...

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Starts Charity to Rebuild Burned Down Childhood Belfry

PIG SLOP CROTCH, ARKANSAS -- Former White House Propaganda Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders has...

Trump Says That He Misses Blaming His Farts on Sarah Huckabee Sanders

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sister publication The Political Garbage Chute reported last week that recent...

Trump Misses Blaming Farts on Sarah Huckabee Sanders

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While taking a stroll on the grounds of the White House...

Feinted Bovine Was on Shortlist of Candidates to Replace Sarah Huckabee Sanders

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In just a matter of a few short days, White House...

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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...

Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...

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