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Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
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Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
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Russian Pimp Pledges Portion of Piss Whore Proceeds to President Trump’s Legal Defense Fund

President Trump is in need of a legal defense fund to protect himself from allegations of obstruction of justice, and this pimp wants to help.
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Sen. John McCain, Lindsey Graham Threaten to Wag Their Fingers ‘Super Duper Hard’ At Trump This Time

McCain and Graham are not happy with how the president is behaving, and they're almost willing to do something real about it.
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Trump: ‘When The President Does It, That Means It’s Not Obstruction of Justice or Treason’

Defending himself in relation to recent scandals, President Trump says a president cannot commit treason or obstruct justice.
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President Hillary Clinton Divulges Secrets to Russians, Congressional Republicans Cool With It

In a closed door meeting with Russian envoys, President Hillary Clinton gave away intelligence but Republicans are really totes cool with it.
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Neither Trump Nor Putin Wants to Be The First to Say “I Love You, Goodbye” and Hang Up

Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump have a cute little exchange, you know, like puppets and their puppeteers are wont to do.
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One of Nation’s Top Constitutional Scholars Offers to Lead Independent Probe of Trump/Russia

An independent probe of Russian involvement in last year's election has one of the country's top constitutional scholars volunteering his services.
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Petition Started to Remove Confederate Monument from Attorney General’s Office

A new petition is circulating online to have a racist monument to the Confederacy removed from the office the Attorney General of the United States.
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Richard Nixon Seen Jacking Off Furiously as James Comey is Fired by Donald Trump

Richard Nixon didn't know you could just fire the FBI director like Trump just did to James Comey. That would've changed everything.
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Trump Confides to First Lady He Felt Like Yates Grabbed Him By The ‘Presidential Pussy’

President Trump was tremendously displeased with how former acting Attorney General Sally Yates' testimony before the Senate went.
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Doctors Rushing to Remove Sally Yates’ Foot from Ted Cruz’s Rectum

During her testimony before the Senate Judiciary Committee, former acting Attorney General Sally Yates rammed her foot deep inside Ted Cruz's ass.
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Trump Signs Declaration Congratulating His Son Eric For Pooping In the Potty Like a Big Boy

Eric Trump may be a liability to his father, but now that he's figured out how to go to the potty like a big boy, he's a little less of one.
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Sally Yates Bringing Orangutan Tranquilizer to Congressional Testimony

When she testifies in front of the Senate Judiciary committee today, Sally Yates will be carrying some extra protection from angry primates.
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Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
Women's Rights

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
Criminal Justice

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

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