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Steve Bannon Wants You to Send Him Copies of Obama’s and Hillary’s Books While He’s in Prison

"I aggressively fantasize about both of them in my dreams." After writing about politics for...

Ashley’s Diary, Hunter’s Laptop, Obama’s Birth Certificate, and the Bible: All the Facts I Need

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump 2024 surrogate Dustin Pewpsin....
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Bill Barr Is Totally Outraged (Wink, Wink) by Trump’s Inappropriate Tweets (Wink, Wink)

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Attorney General William Barr is, like, really very unnerved (wink, wink)...

Hillary Clinton Offers to Represent Roger Stone at Future Parole Hearings

LAKE FOREST, NEW YORK -- Former Secretary of State and 2016 Democratic presidential candidate...

Look at This Obsequious, Pudgy Cunt Corrupting Our Justice Department at the Behest of His Pudgy Cunt Boss

The following is a profane op-ed written by some fuck-o who owns this website: Just...

Barr: DOJ Wants to Give Roger Stone Credit for Time Served Under Trump’s Balls

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Attorney General William Barr wrote a letter to the judge overseeing...

Clinton Circling Roger Stone’s Court Proceeding Shouting “Gonna Lock Him Up!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton and her late model...

Doctor Explains How Judge’s Foot Lodged In Roger Stone’s Rectum Will Keep His Mouth Shut

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In federal court on Thursday, President Donald Trump's longest-running political adviser...

Hillary Clinton Leaves Voicemail for Roger Stone Apologizing That Her Emails Got Him Locked Up

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton left a voicemail...

Hillary Clinton Circling Home of Roger Stone Chanting, ‘Lock Him Up!’

FLORIDA -- In the pre-dawn hours this morning, the FBI raided Roger Stone --...

Local Man Unsure Trump Should Get To Pick SCOTUS Judge In Possible Impeachment Year

Does an open FBI investigation into someone preclude them from nominating someone to the Supreme Court? Republicans used to think so.

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Steve Bannon Wants You to Send Him Copies of Obama’s and Hillary’s Books While He’s in Prison

"I aggressively fantasize about both of them in my dreams." After writing about politics for...

Ashley’s Diary, Hunter’s Laptop, Obama’s Birth Certificate, and the Bible: All the Facts I Need

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump 2024 surrogate Dustin Pewpsin....

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"Much like how an Evangelical Christian can read the Bible and not know anything...

Every Former President Ranked from Least to Most Felony Convictions

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