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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?

"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...

A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden

"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
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Mueller Sends Copy Of Comey’s Book To White House And Asks Trump For Inscription

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources within The White House say that when President Trump received...

Trump Asks Putin If He Should Send James Comey an Edible Arrangement

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- According to sources within the White House, President Donald J. Trump...

Richard Nixon Experiencing Crazy Case Of Deja Vu

LAKE OF FIRE, ETERNITY -- From deep within the bowels of Hell, a deep,...

Hillary Clinton Circling Michael Cohen’s Block Chanting, ‘Lock Him Up!’

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Sources close to the scene are confirming that former...

Trump Tells Mueller FBI Better Not Send Any Democrats To Arrest Him

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump has sent a sternly worded letter to Special...

Trump Recuses Himself From Future Clinton Investigations Due To Donations To ‘Crooked Hillary’s’ Campaigns

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump told a stunned looking group of...

Robert Mueller Assures Andrew McCabe His Office Door Is Always Open, ‘Just In Case’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Late Friday night, Attorney General Jeff Sessions fired Deputy FBI Director...

Mueller Calls Rex Tillerson And Offers A ‘Sympathetic Ear And Accurate Stenographer’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump has fired his Secretary of State, Rex Tillerson....

Sam Nunberg Intercepts And Snorts More Mysterious White Powder Sent to Don Jr.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- After a bizarre, freewheeling string of interviews all over...

Jeff Sessions Not Sure Trump’s Dick Tastes So Good After All

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Attorney General Jeff Sessions told a gathering of evangelical Christians in...

Trump: ‘There Are Good People On Both Sides Of Robert Mueller’s Indictments’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump, while watching Fox News in the...

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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?

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