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Ashley’s Diary, Hunter’s Laptop, Obama’s Birth Certificate, and the Bible: All the Facts I Need

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump 2024 surrogate Dustin Pewpsin....

Betrayal? RFK’s Brain Worms Just Endorsed Donald Trump

"Much like how an Evangelical Christian can read the Bible and not know anything...
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Cruz Makes Sesame Street Campaign Stop to Get Refresher On Counting to 5

After his Rick Perry-esque adventure in miscounting, Ted Cruz made an unscheduled, emergency campaign stop.

Tea Partier: Sane, Compassionate Exit Speech Proves Rick Perry Unfit for Presidency

One Tea Party Republican explains why Rick Perry was just too darned nice to be president.

Texan Fiscal Genius Rick Perry to Start Paying Campaign Staff in Hugs, Wishes

Rick Perry says he may be out of money, but he can still pay his staff something.

Fox News Announces ‘B-Team’ Debate, Moderated by Inanimate Rock

Fox News has announced plans for a second, B-team debate of Republican contenders.

Rick Perry Gets In Line Expecting Sandwich, Winds-Up Running for President Too

Rick Perry was just looking for a bite to eat, but he decided to run for president while he was at it.

These Republicans Hate Government So Much, They Can’t Wait to Run It

Why do these Republicans hate government but want to run it all? We asked them, and here maybe are some of their answers.

FBI To Start New ‘Republican Governor’ Special Task Force

With the rash of corruption in Republican governors' mansions these days, the FBI has been forced to create a special new task force.

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Ashley’s Diary, Hunter’s Laptop, Obama’s Birth Certificate, and the Bible: All the Facts I Need

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