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I Just Got a Sneak Peak at Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Signature Shoe Line

"I lied to him and told him that I was a friend of the...

Why Aren’t Liberals Grateful to Live in the World’s Most Exceptional Shooting Range?

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and former NRA executive board member...
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William Barr Writes 4 Page Letter Summarizing Harry Potter Novels and Exonerating Voldemort

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Attorney General William Barr has only been back at the Department...

Richard Nixon’s Boner Intensifies Yet More Still

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); SOMEWHERE DEEP IN HELL -- Former President Richard Nixon, the...

Mike Pence Pretty Sure He Could Kill His Boss And Then Pardon Himself For It

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Speaking before a prayer breakfast gathering in the nation's capital this...

Richard Nixon Experiencing Crazy Case Of Deja Vu

LAKE OF FIRE, ETERNITY -- From deep within the bowels of Hell, a deep,...

Trump Crosses Outside Crosswalk And John Dowd, His Lawyer, Argues Presidents Can’t Jaywalk

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- John Dowd, personal lawyer to President Donald Trump, has seen his...

Trump: ‘When the President Stalks, Bullies, Harasses and Blackmails, It’s Not Illegal’

President Donald Trump's feud with Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski rolls on. Now with allegations that the president used a tabloid to intimidate them.

Richard Nixon Sends His Articles of Impeachment to Paul Ryan ‘To Save Some Time’

Talks of impeachment may not be bubbling up on the GOP side of the aisle, but Dick Nixon thinks they should, and he's trying to speed the process up.

Trump: ‘When The President Does It, That Means It’s Not Obstruction of Justice or Treason’

Defending himself in relation to recent scandals, President Trump says a president cannot commit treason or obstruct justice.

Richard Nixon Seen Jacking Off Furiously as James Comey is Fired by Donald Trump

Richard Nixon didn't know you could just fire the FBI director like Trump just did to James Comey. That would've changed everything.

Nixon’s Ghost Jerks-It Vigorously To Story About Roger Ailes’ ‘Black Room’ Campaigns

The ghost of Nixon gets all hot and bothered by Roger Ailes' shenanigans.

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I Just Got a Sneak Peak at Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Signature Shoe Line

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