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Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
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Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
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Trump Asks Putin If It’s Okay For Him To Celebrate American Independence Day

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This Independence Day morning, President Trump started his day by deviating...
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Eric Trump Worried He Won’t Get To Go Down Big Slide After McConnell Cancels August Recess

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A worried and anxious Eric Trump bounded into the Oval Office...
U.S. Politics

Trey Gowdy Informed He’ll Have To Pay For His Own Fishing Expeditions After Leaving Congress

Bummer, Trey! That's a real bummer, man.
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Senate Republicans Inserted Tax Cut Amendment That Dumps Six Million Dollars On Bob Corker’s Lawn Every Quarter

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- With the hours ticking into minutes, ticking into moments before the...
Women's Rights

Woman Relieved Congress Wants to Control Her Vagina So She Can Focus On Earning Almost As Much As Male Colleagues

With a 20-week abortion ban passed through the House, one woman has found a silver lining in losing direct control of her vagina.
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Trump Seeks Putin’s Input on When He Should Sign Russia Sanctions Bill

With an overwhelmingly bipartisan sanctions bill just lingering on his desk, President Trump explains he needs input from a good friend.
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Eric Trump and Sean Hannity Agree That Inhuman, Mentally-Ill, Evil Democrats to Blame for Divisive Political Atmosphere

Eric Trump and Fox News host Sean Hannity both agree the reason the country is so divided is all the inhuman, garbage Democrats who are literal AIDS.
Science & Medicine

EXCLUSIVE LOOK! Leaked Details of GOP’s Top Secret Obamacare Replacement Bill

Republicans have been writing their replacement for Obamacare in secret. But initial details of the law they're drafting have just been leaked.
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Ted Cruz Wants To Know If Trump Got a BJ in Comey Meetings Before He Supports Special Prosecutor

Ted Cruz knows the only way Trump telling Comey not to continue the FBI investigation into Mike Flynn was bad is if Trump was getting blown at the time.
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President Hillary Clinton Divulges Secrets to Russians, Congressional Republicans Cool With It

In a closed door meeting with Russian envoys, President Hillary Clinton gave away intelligence but Republicans are really totes cool with it.
Science & Medicine

Paul Ryan Celebrates Obamacare Repeal By Ripping Chemotherapy IV Out of Pediatric Cancer Patients’ Arms

Speaker of the House Paul Ryan (R) visited a hospital on Thursday to celebrate a legislative victory in a very peculiar way.
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White House Staff Can’t Get Smell of ‘Gun Powder, Chewing Tobacco and Stupid’ Out of Oval Office

When Sarah Palin, Kid Rock, and Ted Nugent visited their new fuhrer in the White House, they left behind something foul smelling.
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Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
Women's Rights

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
Criminal Justice

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

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