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Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
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Sad Libertarian to Investigate Why Candidate No One Voted For is Dropping Out of Race

Rand Paul is quitting and that has this libertarian very upset, and believing in a conspiracy against him.

Huckabee, O’Malley Now Move to Sudden Death Penalty Kicks

Before they drop out, Martin O'Malley and Mike Huckabee must compete in a sudden death penalty kick round.

Ted Cruz: As President, If Anyone is Mean to Me, I’ll Just Walk Out of the Oval Office

Ted Cruz "joked" about walking out on the Fox News debate, but would he walk out on tough international dealings?

Reince Priebus Fashions Donald Trump Analogue Out of Bag of Farts for GOP Debate

Without Trump in tonight's debate, Reince Priebus was left to scramble for a solution.

Rand Paul in Iowa, Desperately Flailing Arms at Cameras Covering Donald Trump

Rand Paul is getting desperate; very desperate actually.

Carly Fiorina: Don’t Have an Abortion Because I Need More Political Props

Carly Fiorina says she loves children so much she needs to treat them like cheap props to show her commitment to them.

Trump Campaign Looking for Volunteer to be Shot

The Donald Trump campaign is looking to double-down on comments their candidate made about shooting someone and maintaining his lead in the polls.

Sources: Trump Asks Palin If She Ever Thinks About Banging Her Own Daughter Too

Donald Trump recently had a very personal question for his new bestie Sarah Palin.

Sarah Palin: Why Does Obama Keep Getting Bristol Pregnant?

Sara Palin is pretty sure the president knocked-up her daughter, but is this the first time?

Ben Carson, Carly Fiorina Agree to Carpool to Rest of Campaign Events

Ben Carson and Carly Fiorina have announced a new partnership.

Sarah Palin’s Trump Endorsement: A Translation for Smart People

Sarah Palin's endorsement of Donald Trump was every bit the rambling incoherent mess you'd expect, so we translated what we could for you.

Ted Cruz to Struggling Middle Class Americans: Just Get a Million Bucks from Goldman Sachs!

Ted Cruz and Goldman Sachs made a deal that Cruz thinks could help lift every American out of financial ruin.

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