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I Just Got a Sneak Peak at Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Signature Shoe Line

"I lied to him and told him that I was a friend of the...

Why Aren’t Liberals Grateful to Live in the World’s Most Exceptional Shooting Range?

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and former NRA executive board member...
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Doctors: Priebus’ Mouth Will Stop Looking Like Trump’s Butthole Within Six Months

Former White House Chief of Staff and RNC Chairman Reince Priebus has a rare illness but doctors estimate he'll be back to normal soon.

House Democrats Hire Ken Starr to Investigate Steve Bannon’s White House Blowjobs

New White House Comms Director Anthony Scaramucci made a rather bawdy and bold claim about Steve Bannon and Oval Office oral.

Trump’s Tweeting Fingers Shaking Uncontrollably While He Watches Comey Testimony

Reports from the White House indicate that President Trump is having tremendous difficulty keeping himself from tweeting while James Comey testifies.

Priebus Warns Trump His Tweets Can Be Read By Supreme Court Justices Too

President Trump may not quite understand how Twitter works. Then again he's still figuring out how the toilet works.

Report: Trump Could Nominate Frederick Douglass For FBI Director Post

President Donald Trump thinks way, way, way outside of most boxes on Earth. Replacing FBI Director James Comey will be another of those instances.

Second Lady Nudges Him Again, But President Trump Remains an ‘Orange, Tiny-Handed, Oligarchic Shit Bag Troll’

After seeing Second Lady Melania nudge President Trump to get him to do something, his staff hatches a plan to curb some of his behavior.

Forlorn President Trump Realizes He Hasn’t ‘Grabbed a Single Puss’ Since Being Sworn In

President Trump is finding out the hard way that even though he's the most powerful man in the free world, some things have changed forever.

Trump Upset President Bannon Won’t Put His Signed Executive Orders On White House Fridge

Co-Presidents Trump and Bannon recently had a tense but productive conversation about where signed executive orders can or should be displayed.

Trump Proposes Calling Obamacare “Trumpcare” To Fix Healthcare Woes

Co-President Donald Trump's idea for fixing Obamacare might raise eyebrows, but it's almost sure to get his supporters behind the law.

Out Of Toilet Paper, Trump Uses The First Amendment To Wipe His Gigantic, Disgusting, Orange Ass

It was a tense few moments, but luckily Donald Trump had the First Amendment handy and could wipe his butt with it.

Daily American Greatness Tracker – Day 11

Think you can't ever really tell how much greater America has been made under President Trump? Think again!

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