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Alabama Authorities Are Looking for Me Because They Found Out I Had a Wet Dream

"I can't tell you where I'm at, or how long I'll be here, but...

I Just Got a Sneak Peak at Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Signature Shoe Line

"I lied to him and told him that I was a friend of the...
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Donald Trump Jr. To Undergo Plastic Surgery For ‘Chronic Jizz Face’

Donald Trump Jr has a rare but horrifying condition that he has reportedly agreed to undergo a new plastic surgery procedure to remedy.

Senate Dems Float Bill to Make Public Fantasizing About Incest an Impeachable Offense

A new bill proposed by Senate Democrats would make having dirty, nasty, gross, horrific sexual thoughts about your own daughter Impeachable.

NSA Encrypting Security Briefs At Fifth Grade Reading Level To Keep Trump From Compromising Them

Agents with the NSA have begun to encrypt their intelligence briefings in a way they hope will keep Trump from understanding them.

Trump Family To Start “White House Shopping Network” To Hock Wares From The Oval Office

Trump and company have a new idea to make even more money, leveraging the opportunity of a lifetime in the White House.

Trump: ‘As Long As Steve, Mike, and Vladimir Say I Can, I Call All My Own Shots!’

Co-President Donald Trump really wants you to believe he alone makes all the decisions, and he just got permission to tell us all that himself.

Donald Trump Triumphantly Grabs One More Pussy On His Way Out The Door To Victory Lap Around Manhattan

Donald Trump performs his first super-presidential action.

Donald Trump Propositions Priebus To Use Putin As Pinch-Pres

Donald Trump's got new post-election plans.

Leaked: Rough Draft Copy of Trump’s Inaugural Address Found in Google Drive

Did Trump's Inaugural Address just hit the Interwebs?

Exclusive! Donald Trump’s Cabinet Candidates Leaked!

A leaked list of Donald Trump's cabinet candidates.

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