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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?
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May 17, 2024
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A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden
"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
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Jesus H. Christ Offers to Give Republican Politicians a Christianity Refresher Course
Hearing Republicans want to deny Syrian refugees entry to the United States, Jesus Hubert Christ wants to remind so-called Christians how to be Christian.
November 16, 2015
Immigration
Reince Preibus: GOP Candidates Know Hating Muslims is Only Path To Peace
RNC Chair Reince Priebus defends the GOP candidates' use of anti-Islamic rhetoric in response to the Paris terror attacks.
November 16, 2015
World News
Obama Calls Paris Attacks ‘Islamist Terrorism,’ ISIS Immediately Surrenders
Like magic, as soon as Obama used the words "Islamist Terrorism" to describe the Paris attacks, ISIS surrendered.
November 16, 2015
World News
French Officials Consider Sending Bill For Terror Clean Up to Dick Cheney
Officials in France are considering the legality of sending a bill to Dick Cheney for cleaning up after the Paris terror attack.
November 14, 2015
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Rep. Randy Weber (R-TX) To Propose Cloning Adolf Hitler
Is Rep. Randy Weber willing to go to great lengths to prove his Obama/Hitler analogy?
January 13, 2015
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