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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?
"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...
May 17, 2024
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A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden
"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
May 15, 2024
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Ted Cruz: “Maybe We Deserved to Be Insurrected.”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senator Ted Cruz (R-MAGAstan) played a key role in hyping up...
February 3, 2021
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Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert Form ‘Congressional Guano Caucus’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Two new freshman congresswomen have teamed up to form their own...
January 14, 2021
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For Security Purposes, Biden May Be Given Oath of Office in a High School Science Class
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- After last week's deadly domestic terror attack on the U.S. Capitol,...
January 12, 2021
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North Korea Gives Ashli Babbit Posthumous Medal
The Democratic Republic of North Korea has issued one of the highest honors it...
January 12, 2021
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Parler Now Being Hosted on Klansman’s Tandy 1000
The alt-right social media app Parler was taken offline when Amazon Web Services canceled...
January 11, 2021
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3 Ways to Melt Thousands of Snowflakes at Once
Looking to melt thousands of snowflakes at one time? Trying to find a way...
January 6, 2021
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Trump Assures MAGA Nation He’s Not Yet Tired of Winning at Losing
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An angry, ranting, outgoing, one-term, permanently impeached, lame duck President Donald...
January 6, 2021
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3 Ways to Tell If You’re in a Cult or Believe in a Vast Electoral Conspiracy Without Evidence For Another Reason
Are you in a cult? Before you answer that, stop and really think it over. MORE:...
December 15, 2020
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Trumpist Strikes a Blow for Freedom by Giving His Grandmother Covid-19 on Thanksgiving
DIPSHIT COVE, MICHIGAN -- Stephan Crowzer, a 36-year old self-described "die hard Trumper" told...
November 30, 2020
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Trump Names Randy Quaid New Head of Legal Team
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sidney Powell, the rat-faced scarecrow trying to steal the U.S. election...
November 25, 2020
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Trump Supporter Prepared to Worry About Deficit, Debts, Corrupt Presidents Again
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- If Donald Trump loses his reelection bid, right-wing podcaster...
November 9, 2020
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Trump Also Nominated for Nobel Piece of Shit Prize
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September 9, 2020
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