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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...
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Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...
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Paul Ryan Worried He’ll Never Get Laid Again Once He Quits Congress

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, Speaker of the House Paul Ryan (R-Randian Dystopia) announced...
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John Boehner Blasts Trump for Turning His ‘Shit Show’ of a Party Into a ‘Clusterfuck’

Former Speaker of the House John Boehner doesn't think that the Trump administration has been doing much of anything right since January.
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Lucifer ‘extremely pissed’ John Boehner compared Ted Cruz to Him

Not everyone was tickled with John Boehner's comparison of Ted Cruz to Satan.
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Paul Ryan Says He Practiced ‘Smug, Punchable’ Face for Weeks Before SOTU

Speaker Paul Ryan reportedly practiced his SOTU facial expressions or weeks.
U.S. Politics

LEAKED MEMO: Obama Meets McConnell, Boehner to Discuss Becoming Tyrannical

Are Obama, McConnell, and Boehner secretly planning to make every militia member's wettest dreams come true?
U.S. Politics

Paul Ryan: “HJ-a-Day” is Deal Breaker for His Speaker Run

Paul Ryan has a LOT of historically significant demands in order to accept the role of Speaker of the House.
U.S. Politics

Paul Ryan Demands Goose That Lays Golden Eggs as Condition of Speakership

Paul Ryan once saw geese that laid golden eggs, and he's demanding one now as payment for his speakership.
U.S. Politics

This Trash Fire Wants to Be Speaker of The House, But Can It Win?

Can one unusual entity come from obscurity to become the next Speaker of the House?
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Trey Gowdy To Give Kevin McCarthy a ‘Hearty Spanking’ For Benghazi Investigation Comments

Kevin McCarthy is in for a little corporal punishment for his Benghazi hearing gaffe on Hannity.
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House Republicans Start ‘Pre-Impeachment’ Proceedings For Hillary Clinton

The Benghazi hearings were good, but some members of the House want to impeach Hillary Clinton preemptively, prior to the election.
U.S. Politics

Republican Man Can’t Wait to See Which D-Bag Replaces Boehner

Who will be John Boehner's successor? One Kansas man is beside himself with anticipation.
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D.C. Area Bars Honor John Boehner’s Tenure By Lowering Cocktail Napkins to Half Staff

John Boehner gets a loving tribute from the Americans he helped most -- bar owners.
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Religion

Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...
Arts & Entertainment

Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...
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God Told Me Oklahoma Kids Will Be ‘Stupid as Fuck’ After the Bible is Taught in Schools

"...do they really think it covers me in glory to have a bunch of...
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Someone Accidentally Sent Me a Copy of The Biden/Trump Debate Questions

Don't ask me how it happened, but it would appear that someone at CNN...

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