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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?

"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...

A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden

"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
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Spotify: Future Episodes of Joe Rogan Podcast Will Be Vetted by Dr. Alexander Jones

Streaming platform Spotify announced this afternoon that it was taking "immediate and swift action"...

Boebert: “The Free Market is Full of Commies Censoring Conservatives!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Speaking in the nation's capital at a prayer breakfast held for...

Joe Rogan Will Re-Record Neil Young’s Catalogue, But Needs Mic Stand Lowered Four Feet First

CHEMTRAIL FALLS, TEXAS -- Podcaster Joe Rogan has been asked to re-track the entire...

Joe Rogan Took a Shower Live on His Podcast and Still Didn’t Believe Water is Wet

FT. STUPID, TEXAS -- Former reality-TV game show host, podcaster, and world's foremost infectious...

Four Foot Tall Man Famous for Convincing People to Eat Bugs Confirms Deep State is “100% Real”

FUCKSBERG, TEXAS -- A short man, barely four feet tall, told his massive podcast...

Dr. Alex Jones Prescribes 30 mg of Chemtrails and Frog De-Gayer for Joe Rogan’s COVID

FT. DIPSHIT, TEXAS -- Yesterday, to the shock of absolutely nobody who passed high...

Joe Rogan Hopes to Ride Big Kid Rides This Summer

The summer months are, finally here! Making matters even better, the country seems to...

Dr. Joe Rogan, M.D. Leaving Harvard Medical School to Host “Fear Factor” Reboot

FORT SHITTFERBRAYNS, TEXAS -- A lot of Americans might not know that there are...

Idiot Wants Moron to Moderate Debate With Biden

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The 2020 presidential election is just over 50 days away, and...

Intellectual Titan Joe Rogan Shows America How Fun Nazis Can Be When They’re High As Fuck

ANABOLIC VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- In 2014, former reality-TV host and alleged comedian Joe Rogan...

Musk Invests $10 Million in Startup Bong Company

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Elon Musk made major headlines when he appeared on...

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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?

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"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...

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