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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...

Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...
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Jim Jordan Wonders if There’s a Connection Between Benghazi, Hillary’s Kill List, Biden’s Election Cheating

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- If it doesn't involve college wrestlers in his care, then Congressman...

Biden Aide Apologizes to Motherfuckers for Inadvertantly Shortening Their Name

For four years now, Republicans have largely told the rest of the country to...

Patriot Loves America So Much He’d Murder More Than Half Its Citizens Because They Voted for Biden

PINCHLOAF, MISSOURI -- Capt Col. Major General Private Scott Palumbo's rank isn't one officially...

Breaking: Joe Biden Is Still Your Next President

In a completely foreseen and very precedented development, former Vice President Joe Biden is...

3 Ways to Tell If You’re in a Cult or Believe in a Vast Electoral Conspiracy Without Evidence For Another Reason

Are you in a cult? Before you answer that, stop and really think it over. MORE:...

Op-Ed: I’ve Waited 17 Years for Proof Iraq Had WMD. I Can Wait Forever For Proof Biden Cheated.

The following is an editorial submitted to this publication by Dustin Pewpson, a leading...

Mike Pence Plans to Leave D.C. and Move In Next Door to Trump’s Ass

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While most Americans have been keeping a close eye on outgoing...

Trump Demands Electoral College Make Joe Biden Repeat His Senior Year

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Electoral College meets today to officially declare former Vice President...

Supreme Court Rules the Constitution Still Takes Precedence Over Presidential Egos

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last night, the Supreme Court put what could be the final...

Supreme Court Decides: ‘Fuck Trump’s Feelings’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In three days, the Electoral College will meet and confer a...

Trump’s Lawyers Ask Supreme Court to Declare His Hands and Genitals ‘Normal’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The outgoing president isn't done filing lawsuits with the Supreme Court....

TIME Magazine Names Trump ‘Sore Loser Crybaby Bitch of the Year’

This week, TIME Magazine named President and Vice-President-elect Joe Biden and Kamala Harris as...

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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...

Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...

God Told Me Oklahoma Kids Will Be ‘Stupid as Fuck’ After the Bible is Taught in Schools

"...do they really think it covers me in glory to have a bunch of...

Someone Accidentally Sent Me a Copy of The Biden/Trump Debate Questions

Don't ask me how it happened, but it would appear that someone at CNN...