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Steve Bannon Wants You to Send Him Copies of Obama’s and Hillary’s Books While He’s in Prison

"I aggressively fantasize about both of them in my dreams." After writing about politics for...
U.S. Politics

Ashley’s Diary, Hunter’s Laptop, Obama’s Birth Certificate, and the Bible: All the Facts I Need

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump 2024 surrogate Dustin Pewpsin....
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Science & Medicine

Greene Accuses Biden of ‘Wanting to Force You to Eat Plant-Based Bread’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Conservatives all over America are already extremely paranoid about, and skeptical...
Science & Medicine

Biden Ends Trump Administration’s Research Into Electrolytes and Plant Life

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While he's only been in office just around a hundred days,...
World News

Bush Apologizes for Not Turning Off Bathroom Light or Afghanistan War When He Left the White House

CRAWFORD, TEXAS -- Last week, President Joe Biden shocked many on the Hill when...
World News

Ivanka Says She ‘Begged’ Her Father to ‘Pull Out Before Biden’

Former First Lady Ivanka Trump might have been a little confused this morning when...
The Democrats

Will Biden Make You Get Gay Married Before He Issues You a Vaccine Passport Printed by Antifa, Inc?

Rumors are starting to swirl around the Heartland and Bible Belt that the Joe...
Pew Pew!

Hawley: Biden’s Gun Orders Are Bullying His ‘Friends Who Visited the Capital’ on January 6th

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Any Democratic president who issues executive orders on guns likely expects...
The Democrats

Biden Infrastructure Plan Includes $200m For Turning Trump Golf Courses Into Public Landfills

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Joe Biden's massive, multitrillion dollar infrastructure proposal was already going...
Conservative Media

Hannity: ‘Senile’ Biden Didn’t Mention Windmill Cancer or Bleach Injection During Press Conference

"Joe didn't even have the presence of mind to mention today is the anniversary of the Bowling Green Massacre!"
World News

Super Pro-American MAGA Patriot Rooting for Murderous Dictator to Beat Biden In Debate

He really loves the United States but really wants the American president to lose in a debate with the Russian president/chief murderer.
U.S. Politics

Biden Trips Three Times Boarding Air Force One While Donald Trump Is Still Not President

It was quite a day in the news today, and as always Not Really News is...
World News

Matt Gaetz Mocks Biden For Not Licking a Single Authoritarian Dictator’s Taint Yet

"I bet Sleepy Joe doesn't even KNOW where Kim Jong-Un's G-spot is!"
Science & Medicine

Biden Thanks Trump for Nearly Spelling ‘Vaccine’ Right on Operation Warp Speed Documents

"I suppose it could've been a lot worse if the scientists hadn't known what he meant by 'VACKSEEN.'"
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U.S. Politics

Steve Bannon Wants You to Send Him Copies of Obama’s and Hillary’s Books While He’s in Prison

"I aggressively fantasize about both of them in my dreams." After writing about politics for...
U.S. Politics

Ashley’s Diary, Hunter’s Laptop, Obama’s Birth Certificate, and the Bible: All the Facts I Need

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump 2024 surrogate Dustin Pewpsin....
U.S. Politics

Betrayal? RFK’s Brain Worms Just Endorsed Donald Trump

"Much like how an Evangelical Christian can read the Bible and not know anything...
History

Every Former President Ranked from Least to Most Felony Convictions

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