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Betrayal? RFK’s Brain Worms Just Endorsed Donald Trump

"Much like how an Evangelical Christian can read the Bible and not know anything...

Every Former President Ranked from Least to Most Felony Convictions

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Trump Will Just Sit in the Oval Office and Masturbate to Old Apprentice Tapes While Biden is Sworn-In

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Most people didn't have any notion that soon-to-be-former President Donald J....

For Security Purposes, Biden May Be Given Oath of Office in a High School Science Class

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- After last week's deadly domestic terror attack on the U.S. Capitol,...

Trump Says He Won’t Participate in Biden’s Inauguration or The Next Olympics

It was never really that much in doubt, but outgoing, lame duck, one-term, permanently impeached President...

On Biden’s Inauguration Day, Trump Plans to Fill Air Force One With Supporters and Fly to Guyana

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- On January 20th, 2021, at 12:00pm ET, President-elect Joe Biden will...

Report: More People Watched Aretha Franklin’s Funeral Than Trump’s Inauguration

GRAND FALLS, MICHIGAN -- Mathematicians at the University of Northern Michigan have released the...

Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse ‘Really Looking Forward’ To Leading Trump Inaugural Parade

President-Elect Donald J. Trump has gotten confirmation that a very famous equestrian team will be leading the way down the streets of D.C.

Putin Sends Trump Special Necklace With Leash To Commemorate His Inauguration

Vladimir Putin sends President-Elect and alleged billionaire Donald J. Trump a very, very special present to commemorate his inauguration.

Ann Coulter, Tammy Lahren To Host Trump Inaugural ‘Hanging Party’

Ann Coulter and Timmy Lahren are teaming up to host a party on the day that Donald Trump is sworn into office as the 45th president.

Congress Commissions Tiny Bible For Trump’s Inauguration

Preparations are underway for Trump's inauguration.

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Betrayal? RFK’s Brain Worms Just Endorsed Donald Trump

"Much like how an Evangelical Christian can read the Bible and not know anything...

Every Former President Ranked from Least to Most Felony Convictions

Our regular readers will likely recall that part of our mission statement here --...

When Will Biden Call Off His War on Rapey Conmen Coup Conspirators?

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The RNC Will Officially Change Its Platform to Be Very, Very, Very, Very Soft on Crime

"...you need to do what happens to my TOTALLY NORMAL AND ABOVE-AVERAGE LENGTH PEEN...