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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
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Cruz: “You Know What? My Wife is an Ugly She-Beast. My Dad Did Try to Kill JFK. Trump Is Totally Innocent.”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's highly likely that no one on the Hill has been...
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Senate GOP Agrees To Hold “Fair and Unbiased Adjudication” of Ice Cream the President Shits

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In beginning to lay out the House's case against President Donald...
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Cruz: “Democrats Are Waging a Partisan Attack On Our Partisan Acquittal After our Partisan Trial”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sen. Zodiac Cruz (R-Trump's Rectal Cavity) lashed out at Congressional Democrats...
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Impeachment Trial Day 2 Summary: Lying Sacks of Shit Spend Day Lying to Protect a Lying Sack of Shit

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The second official day of the impeachment trial of President Lying...
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McConnell Opens Senate Impeachment Trial With Traditional Burning of the Constitution

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, the impeachment trial of President Donald John Trump began its...
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McConnell, Graham, Cruz Take Oath to Stop Blowing Trump Long Enough to Hear Impeachment Case Without Bias

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In the U.S. Senate, the official impeachment trial of President Donald...
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Trump Invokes “Epstein Loyalty Oath” and Lands Dershowitz for His Impeachment Defense Team

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald J. Trump added two very high-profile attorneys to his...
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Key Figures in Trump Ukraine Scandal Cast in Reboot of Classic American Movie

HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA -- During an investor call this morning, the Executive Director of Creative...
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Law Offices of Hannity, Limbaugh, & Bongino, LLP Offers Its Services to White House for Impeachment Trial

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The articles of impeachment against President Donald J. Trump have been,...
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Trump: “They Better Call The Witnesses Who Can Exonerate Me and Who I’m Forbidding to Testify!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An angry President Trump lashed out at Congressional Democrats, farting wildly...
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Smithsonian Publishes Notes From Constitutional Convention Debate Over Presidents Ordering Goons to Stalk Ambassadors

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In response to new, explosive evidence released by House Democrats just...
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Dems May Ask SCOTUS to Weigh-In On Impeached Presidents Starting World Wars During Election Years

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A growing number of Congressional Democrats are reportedly bandying about an...
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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
Tech

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

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