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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?
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May 17, 2024
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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- High Priest Vice President Mike Pence held a hastily thrown together...
April 29, 2020
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April 28, 2020
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New Poll: 75% of Americans Hope Trump and Kim Jong-un Share a Cardiologist
The results of a newly conducted and released poll seem to indicate that nearly...
April 28, 2020
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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Researchers at the National Academy of History and Past Events announced...
April 20, 2020
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Trump Says Americans Without Toilet Paper Can Wipe With the Constitution Like He Does
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April 17, 2020
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April 10, 2020
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April 10, 2020
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