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Alabama Authorities Are Looking for Me Because They Found Out I Had a Wet Dream

"I can't tell you where I'm at, or how long I'll be here, but...

I Just Got a Sneak Peak at Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Signature Shoe Line

"I lied to him and told him that I was a friend of the...
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Bush Apologizes for Not Turning Off Bathroom Light or Afghanistan War When He Left the White House

CRAWFORD, TEXAS -- Last week, President Joe Biden shocked many on the Hill when...

On January 20th, 2021 Trump Will Become The 45th Most Intelligent Former President in History

To say that President Donald Trump undertook a historic presidential term would be quite...

Bush Offers to Give Trump ‘Counselship and Tacticalistic Advice’ on Conducting Middle East Wars

DUMPHUQ RANCH, TEXAS -- Former President George W. Bush, since he left office after...

Trump Promises His Middle East War Will ‘Go Just as Good’ as Bush’s

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump's decision to kill a top Iranian military general...

Bush Says Trump Should Know How to Pronounce ‘Nookular Weapons’ Before He Uses Them on Hurricanes

CABEZA MIERDA, TEXAS -- Former President George W. Bush left the public spotlight in...

Former President George Bush Reassured Several Times He’s Not Dead Yet

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Friends, family, and longtime aides to the Bush family have repeatedly...

Americans Flood Heaven’s Switchboards Asking If Trump Can Take George HW Bush’s Spot

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Larry "God" Schumway and his son, Jesus Hubert Christ...

Secret Service Wants to Question McCain Eulogists For Slaying Trump

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At this hour, the Secret Service is...

Trump Irate There Was No “Mission Accomplished” Banner On The White House When He Got Back From Singapore

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources within the White House are saying that President Donald Trump...

Ben Carson Warns Gina Haspel Against Ordering Expensive Office Torture Devices

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This week, President Donald Trump's controversial pick to lead the CIA,...

George W. Disappointed Barbara Bush Couldn’t Even Find Iraq’s WMDs In The Afterlife

THE AFTERLIFE -- Yesterday, former First Lady Barbara Bush passed away at the age...

Barbara Bush Is Doing So Much Blow In The Afterlife Right Now

WAITING ROOM, THE AFTER LIFE -- Today, former First Lady Barbara Bush left the...

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