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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?

"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...

A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden

"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
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Party of Lincoln Outraged People Keep Pulling Down Statues of His Enemies

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Most every American can name its 16th president. That's because he...

NYC Offers to Paint “Orange Lies Matter” in Front of Trump Tower Instead

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The City of New York has extended an offer...

An Angry, Racist, Orange Bag of Diarrhea Will No Longer Voice the Character of Donald Trump

Last week, a handful of white actors and actresses gave up their roles in...

Unknown White House Official Tried Convincing Trump COVID-19 Was Obama’s Idea

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- To many outside observers, it appears that President Donald Trump is...

Pence: “We Flattened the Curve. We Saved Lives. Iraq had WMD. 2+2=Ketchup.”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At a press conference last week, Vice President Mike Pence caused...

Trump Claims Support of the Silent But Deadly Majority

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It might be hard for Americans to believe, but President Donald...

Trump Supporter Tired of Her Husband Klansplaining Everything to Her

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster Jethro Bohiggins and his wife/cousin/sister Janine are...

Trump Asks If Anyone’s Thought to Cure Cancer By Not Screening for Cancer

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's not really a secret that President Donald Trump's administration is...

Trump Asks Ben Carson to Set Up Meeting With Aunt Jemima

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Before "anyone makes any permanent decisions" on the issue, President Donald...

Trump Orders Dave Chappelle Arrested for Slaying Candace Owens

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump told reporters this morning that he has directed...

Trump Orders Confederate Flags Lowered to Half-Staff to Honor MAGAs Lost to Coronavirus

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- His critics have started to take notice that President Donald Trump...

Trump to Rename Military Bases After Hitler, Mussolini, and Hirohito

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Protests over the killing of George Floyd, an unarmed black suspect...

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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?

"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...

A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden

"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...

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