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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...
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Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...
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Trump Signs Executive Order Officially Declaring His Penis “Straight, Effective, And Completely Normal Sized”

Will President Donald Trump's latest executive order finally put to a rest nasty rumors swirling around him and his junk?
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Trump Upset President Bannon Won’t Put His Signed Executive Orders On White House Fridge

Co-Presidents Trump and Bannon recently had a tense but productive conversation about where signed executive orders can or should be displayed.
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Sub-President Trump Signs Executive Order Forcing McDonald’s To Give Him Extra McNugget Sauce For Free

Sub-President Trump really loves his nuggets, and he really loves his nugget sauce, and he thinks he should get all the sauce he wants for free.
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Trump Signs Executive Order To Make Approval Ratings Work Like Golf Scores

President Trump's historically low approval ratings might have been embarrassing to him for a brief time.
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Daily American Greatness Tracker – Day 8 & 9

We're tracking American Greatness every single day of President Donald J. Trump's historic presidency.
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Trump Signs Executive Order Authorizing New, Alternative Constitution

After more than 200 years using the same one, President Donald Trump thinks it's time to shake things up and go with an alternative Constitution.
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Leaked Memo Shows Obama’s Plan to ‘Take All the Guns With’ Him in 2017

An explosive new memo shows how Obama plans to get all your guns.
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Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #361 – Executive Order Edition

Obama's Gun Confiscation count, tabulated especially after his new gun control executive orders.
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Wayne LaPierre Gets Choked Up About Guns Not Sold After Failed Background Checks

NRA Vice-President Wayne LaPierre emotes about gun sales.
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Toddler NRA Member: Who the hell is Obama to say I shouldn’t have a gun?

One little boy is really mad that Obama thinks he's not ready to handle a firearm.
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After President’s Gun Control Speech, Confused Conservative Hands Guns Over to Obama

One man hands Obama his guns after misunderstanding the president's executive orders on gun measures.
U.S. Politics

John Boehner to Sue Obama for ‘President-ing While Not Republican’

John Boehner hates presidential overreach, unless it's done in the right way, by a Republican president.

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Religion

Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...
Arts & Entertainment

Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...
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God Told Me Oklahoma Kids Will Be ‘Stupid as Fuck’ After the Bible is Taught in Schools

"...do they really think it covers me in glory to have a bunch of...
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