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Betrayal? RFK’s Brain Worms Just Endorsed Donald Trump

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Every Former President Ranked from Least to Most Felony Convictions

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National Association of A-Holes Kicks Cruz Out Over His Role in Stoking Capitol Riot

CULERO, TEXAS -- The National Association of A-Holes has decided to expel one of...

Trump Assures MAGA Nation He’s Not Yet Tired of Winning at Losing

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An angry, ranting, outgoing, one-term, permanently impeached, lame duck President Donald...

Mike Pence Will Certify Biden’s Win, But Not Take Trump’s Dong Out of His Mouth First

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This might the toughest spot Mike Pence has found himself in...

Cruz Will Insist That Congress Certify He Has an Ugly Wife and No Balls

This story first appeared on The Pastiche Post and is reprinted with permission. Before the 2016 presidential...

Trump Wants Congress to Declare Him President of the Confederacy

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Before becoming the 45th most intelligent President of the United States...

Weird: This Stupid Racist Doesn’t Want Black People’s Votes to Count

This man is Senator Josh Hawley. He's a Republican, and he represents the State...

Trump Demands Electoral College Make Joe Biden Repeat His Senior Year

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Electoral College meets today to officially declare former Vice President...

5 Ways Donald Trump Can Still Win The Election

The 2020 election came and went. At times, it seemed like we were all...

Trump Signs Executive Order Declaring Himself “Actual” Winner of 2020 Election

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- With the time on his first and only presidential term running...

President Declares Tampa Bay Rays Winners of World Series ‘By Electoral College Rules’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Los Angeles Dodgers capped off a season for the ages,...

Trump Offers to Send Rakes and Paper Towels to Australia In Exchange for Its Electoral College Votes

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump sent the Prime Minister of Australia an offer...

Donald Trump Jr. Will Attend Classes at Electoral College to ‘Become an Electrician’

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The president's third smartest son announced today that he...

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Betrayal? RFK’s Brain Worms Just Endorsed Donald Trump

"Much like how an Evangelical Christian can read the Bible and not know anything...

Every Former President Ranked from Least to Most Felony Convictions

Our regular readers will likely recall that part of our mission statement here --...

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The RNC Will Officially Change Its Platform to Be Very, Very, Very, Very Soft on Crime

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