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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...
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Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...
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White House: Articles of Impeachment Don’t Have Enough Pictures So Trump Can’t Understand Them

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The White House released a letter this morning, demanding that the...
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Coastal Elite Wisconsin Dairy Farmer Supports Trump’s Impeachment

PÂTURAGE DE LAIT COUNTY, WISCONSIN -- 56-year-old Carol Heffermère never considered herself to be...
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Trump: “Oh Darn! I Was Just About to Testify Under Oath and Release All the Documents I Was Keeping from Congress, Too!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump paced on the White House lawn and driveway...
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“Why Nepotism Is Wrong Unless You Also Want to Bang That Child” by President Donald Trump

The following is an open letter to the American people written by President Donald...
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House Judiciary Republicans Give Trump Best “Defense” They Can During Impeachment Hearing

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Republicans on the House Judiciary Committee offered the best possible "defense"...
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Ted Cruz Vigorously Defends Donald Trump on “Meet The Press” for No Reason in Particular

DOUCHEBAG RANCH, TEXAS -- Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX), forcefully defended President Donald Trump on...
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Country’s Largest Turd Seeks Nationwide Toilet Investigation

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The biggest, smelliest, and dumbest fecal-human hybrid in the country wants...
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Meadows: “How Can You Impeach Trump When Obama Was Black, a Democrat, and President First?”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Congressman Mark Meadows is part of the Freedom Caucus in the...
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Craven, Gold Digging, Racist Birther Vehemently Defends Meal Ticket Her Husband Barely Acknowledges

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A craven, cynical, gold digging, racist birther took to Twitter yesterday...
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Hillary Clinton Offers To Represent President Trump In His Impeachment Trial

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Former Secretary of State, and winner of the 2016...
U.S. Politics

Obama Offers to Print Trump’s Articles of Impeachment on His Birth Certificate

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Former President Barack H. Obama (D-Kenya) has reached out to Speaker...
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Matt Gaetz Wasn’t Coked-Up During the Impeachment Hearing! Of Course Matt Gaetz Wasn’t Coked-Up During the Impeachment Hearing? WHO TOLD YOU MATT GAETZ WAS...

It doesn't matter how loudly he was talking, despite being mic'd up and the...
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Religion

Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...
Arts & Entertainment

Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...
Lifestyle

God Told Me Oklahoma Kids Will Be ‘Stupid as Fuck’ After the Bible is Taught in Schools

"...do they really think it covers me in glory to have a bunch of...
U.S. Politics

Someone Accidentally Sent Me a Copy of The Biden/Trump Debate Questions

Don't ask me how it happened, but it would appear that someone at CNN...

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