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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?
"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...
May 17, 2024
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A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden
"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
May 15, 2024
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WDC Launching ‘Disney-‘ Streaming Service for Customers With Trump Level IQs
HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA -- At this point, a couple of months since its launch, the...
February 11, 2020
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Illinois Nazis Re-Endorse Donald Trump for President
Donald Trump racks up another endorsement.
February 11, 2020
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Trump’s Budget Seeks Additional $2T For “Hamberders, Covfefe, and Golf Trips”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Trump administration released its 2020 budget proposal on Monday, and...
February 10, 2020
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Trump Wants Impeachment Witnesses Shipped Off to Border Camps
WASHINGTON, D.C -- President Donald Trump wasted no time at all seeking his retribution...
February 10, 2020
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Trump Orders Brad Pitt Sent to Gitmo for ‘Treasonous’ Oscars Speech
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald J. Trump has issued an official order to the...
February 10, 2020
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Stephen Miller’s Hair Says It Doesn’t See Anything Unnatural or Fake Looking About Trump’s Face
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- White House Senior Fascism Adviser Stephen Miller's hair appeared on a...
February 9, 2020
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Devin Nunes Assures Trump He Won’t Stop Sucking Him Off Even Though Impeachment Trial Is Over
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources are reporting that late last night, Congressman Devin Nunes delivered...
February 8, 2020
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Draft Dodging, Permanently Impeached Dickwhistle Humiliates Decorated Veteran Because He’s a Vindictive Bitch
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The White House announced today that under orders from the draft...
February 7, 2020
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Trump Frustrated With Iowa Caucuses Because He Doesn’t Know Who to Have Ukraine Investigate Next
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A clearly perturbed President Donald Trump told reporters today he's feeling...
February 7, 2020
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Ted Cruz: “The Democrats Just Learned You Can’t Impeach a Monarch in a Coronation Year”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It was never any big secret on the Hill. President Donald...
February 7, 2020
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Racist Old Man: “That Other Racist Old Man Isn’t Really That Racist”
A rich, racist old man on a cable news television show recently made quite...
February 7, 2020
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Trump Will Host Summer Kool-Aid Kountry Kookout for Supporters and Congressional Republicans
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A confident and clearly rejuvenated President Donald Trump announced today that...
February 6, 2020
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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?
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