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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?

"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...

A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden

"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
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DNC Says Next Presidential Debate Will Be Bare Chested Brawl Between Biden and Sanders

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Democratic National Committee has decided that the next debate in...

Trump Now Requires Everyone to Get Coronavirus Test Before Kissing His Ass

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump has instituted a new White House visitation policy...

Trump Accuses Obama/Biden of Creating Coronavirus as ‘Part of a Flu Coup’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While the country continues to brace itself and prepare for a...

Trump Worries ‘Obama’s Stock Market Crash’ Will Tank His Economy

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump told the American people today on the front...

Trump to Give Robert E. Lee Medal of Freedom

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Hours after heaping praise on Confederate General Robert E. Lee, President...

Kellyanne Conway: “The Market is Alternatively Booming Because Investors Are Alternatively Confident in Us”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- After one of its most volatile weeks since the Great Recession...

Donald Trump Jr: “Hunter Biden Should Be Ashamed of Using His Dad’s Name to Get Jobs He’s Totally Unqualified For”

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Donald Trump Jr. blasted former Vice President Joe Biden's...

David Avocado Wolfe and Gwyneth Paltrow Appointed to Coronavirus Response Team

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though his administration is telling Americans that the coronavirus has been...

Mark Meadows Named White House Grand Imperial Chief of Staff

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, Donald Trump announced that his loyal and faithful servant, Chief...

Alex Jones Asks Why Trump Administration Hasn’t Used Anti-Coronavirus Chemtrails to Protect America

CABEZA MIERDA SPRINGS, TEXAS -- Far-right shock jock Alex Jones went off on quite...

President Says Americans Should Trust His Coronavirus Leadership Because of His Medical Degree from Trump University

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump held his diploma from Trump University in one...

Trump Orders Toyota to Produce Vaccine for “Corollavirus”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald J. Trump has issued and official presidential demand to...

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