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For Conservatives, Fart Naps Are Quickly Replacing Power Naps
"While some might casually observe the irony in someone who belittles his opponent as...
May 22, 2024
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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?
"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...
May 17, 2024
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In PA: President Trump Makes Concise, Organized, Intellectual Case for His Second Term
Editor's Note: Donald Trump did nothing like what the headline of this article implies....
August 21, 2020
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Trump Wants Pledge Changed to “One Nation, Under Q”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's long been wondered just how much of President Donald Trump's...
August 21, 2020
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Hunter Biden to Read Steve Bannon’s Indictment During DNC 2020 Speech
The Democratic National Committee apparently has decided to end its 2020 national convention with...
August 20, 2020
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Eric Trump Slashes All the Goodyear Tires on Daddy’s Presidential Limo
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Authorities at this hour are confirming that all four tires on...
August 20, 2020
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Doctors Unsure Obama’s Foot Can Ever Be Removed From Trump’s Asshole
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Ever since former President Barack Obama spoke last night during the...
August 20, 2020
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Retreating to Familiar Territory, Trump Demands Biden’s Birth Certificate
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump, before he was elected to the highest office...
August 19, 2020
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Trump Demands Secret Service Arrest Michelle Obama For “Verbally Beating the Living Shit” Out of Him
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last night, the most surreal and unprecedented Democratic National Convention in...
August 18, 2020
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Biden Campaign Worried They Might Not Win the ‘Injects Self With Bleach’ Vote
It was a voting bloc that until this year's election cycle was largely ignored,...
August 17, 2020
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She Wants to “Save The Children,” Just Not the Ones in Trump’s Concentration Camps
BLANCA SUPREMA, NEVADA -- 37-year-old mother of three Gwendolyn Howser in some regards sees...
August 17, 2020
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Palpatine Defends Dismantling Republic Postal Service Less Than Three Months Before Galactic Election
CORUSCANT -- Supreme Chancellor Palpatine is defending this decision to largely dismantle the Republic...
August 17, 2020
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God Apologizes for His “Sloppy Aim”
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Larry "God" Schumway issued an urgent press release this...
August 17, 2020
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Trump Wants USPS to Charge Democrats $200 a Stamp Until November 4th
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Trump administration's continuous changes at the United States Postal Service...
August 14, 2020
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For Conservatives, Fart Naps Are Quickly Replacing Power Naps
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May 17, 2024
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