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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
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Hillary Clinton Circling Omarosa’s Building Shouting, ‘Lock Her Up!’

At the time of publication, eyewitnesses are reporting that former Secretary of State Hillary...
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Putin Wants to Compare Tapes With Omarosa

MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- There is at least one person who runs the United States...
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Americans Prepare To Launch Their Affordable Healthcare, Universal Education Into Space

All over the country, Americans are talking about President Donald Trump's proposed Space Force,...
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Pat Robertson Blames California Wildfires On State Not Picking Trump In 2016

VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- While multiple wildfires engulf parts of California, world famous televangelist...
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Steven Seagal Looking Forward To Piss Whores

MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- Former alleged actor and martial artist Steven Seagal will be the...
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Trump’s Lawyers Release List of Questions They’ll Allow Mueller To Ask Their Client

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's no secret on the Hill that Special Counsel Robert Mueller...
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Lebron James Forms 2020 Election Committee With Slogan: “Real Billionaire, Real President, Real Results”

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA -- NBA star Lebron James is considering...
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While Punching Orphan In The Face And Spitting On Nun’s Tits, Trump Complains of ‘Overly Negative Press’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump is truly and utterly confounded by what he...
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Barack Obama: “I Bet That Punk Ass Beta Cuck Male Stephen Miller Can’t Hold His Breath For 10 Minutes Straight”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, NBC News reported that White House Senior Policy Adviser,...
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Trump Admits He’s Just Jealous of the Size of Lebron James’ Bank Account

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last Friday, Donald Trump -- the most powerful man in the...
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Software Company Develops Real-Time App To Alert Viewers When Sarah Huckabee Sanders Is Lying

SWILLY CORN, VALLEY -- A software development company has released a new application they...
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Lying Sack Of Shit Working For Obnoxious Asshole Who Spread Racist Rumor For a Decade Has Feelings Too, Apparently

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Despite being a combative, curt, condescending, tantrum throwing, filibustering, intellectually and...
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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
Tech

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

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