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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?

"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...
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A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden

"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
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Trump Wonders If Kavanaugh Accusers ‘Maybe Let’ Themselves Be Assaulted ‘For Totally Political Reasons’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This weekend, another bombshell allegation of sexual misconduct from Supreme Court...
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OJ Simpson Furnishes Media With Letter Signed By 65 Women He Didn’t Murder

MATADOR, NEVADA -- Former NFL star OJ Simpson held a press conference this week...
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Poll: Majority of Americans Think Trump is “The Worst, From the Standpoint of Being President”

A poll released Tuesday seems to indicate that the majority of Americans don't hold...
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Ivanka Trump Refutes Key Details Of Stormy Daniels Tell-All

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Adult film star Stormy Daniels made enormous waves on social and...
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Kavanaugh Accuser Christine Blasey Ford Opens Separate Bank Account For All That Sweet Death Threat Cash

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Christine Blasey Ford, the woman who is accusing Supreme Court nominee Brett...
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Mueller Pledges To Catch More Witches And Fewer Trump Associates From Now On

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Special Counsel Robert Mueller has issued a statement promising President Donald...
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Trump Administration: More People Died In Bowling Green Massacre Than Puerto Rico During Hurricane Maria

WASHINGTON, D.C. --  While his administration oversees the nation's response to Hurricane Florence battering...
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Trump: “Those 3,000 Puerto Ricans Died On Purpose To Make Me Look Bad!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Discussing his administration's response to Hurricane Florence, a massive storm barreling...
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Trump Promises Response To Florence Will Be The ‘Hurricane Katrina of Hurricane Marias’

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump bragged that his administration would...
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GOP Rep: “We Need Two Separate FBIs For Democrats and Republicans”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A freshman Republican congressman has floated a rather novel idea in...
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Trumper Buys $45,000 Worth In Nike Socks To Burn In Boycott

HOBART, ARKANSAS -- Right-wing podcaster and YouTube star Clem O'Connell told his audience today...
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Ted Cruz Grills Kavanaugh For His Views On Booger Eating

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Senate Judiciary Committee has been interviewing Judge Brett Kavanaugh as...
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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?

"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...
U.S. Politics

A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden

"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
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I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels

"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever...
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Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....

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