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Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
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Trump to Apply ‘Natural Instinct for Science’ and Personally Rewrite School Curriculum

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Planning to bring his "natural instinct for science" to bear, President...

John Barron, David Dennison, and Trump’s Tax Lawyer Issue Joint Statement: Liz Warren Is A Fraud

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump's tax attorney has joined together with Mr. John...

Trump Plans To Ease Up On Running The Country So He Can Campaign a Little Harder

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For whatever reason, President Barack Obama did not spend much time...

Trump Releases DNA Test Showing He’s 99.9% Diarrhea and Racism

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Just hours after Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) released results of a...

White House: Kavanaugh Confirmation ‘100 Percent’ Tells Sexual Assault Victims They’re Less Important Than Trump Agenda

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Junior Deputy Press Secretary Tom Thompaulsen admitted to reporters this week,...

Rapist Worried No One Will Believe He’s Raped If He Can’t Remember Exact, Specific Details About Prior Rapes

LAGO DE DOUCHE, ARIZONA -- 36 year old Jack Johnathan Jackson is an admitted,...

Massengill and Summer’s Eve Are Co-Sponsoring the Kanye/Trump Summit

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When two of the greatest political minds of our time meet...

White Nationalist Having Taylor Swift Tattoo Lasered Off

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- White nationalist and pro-Trump poccaster Jethro Bohiggins says he...

Hungover Kavanaugh Asks If Oath Still Counts If He Was Blacked Out While Taking It

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A bleary-eyed, disheveled looking Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh was seen...

Scores Of Women Demanding Susan Collins Turn In Her Vadge

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The office of Senator Susan Collins is confirming at the time...

Budweiser To Sponsor “Kavanaugh’s Konfirmation Kegger” At White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Within hours of his confirmation to the Supreme Court of the...

Kavanaugh Pledges To Treat Cases Involving ‘Vile, Left-Wing Dangerous Lunatic Democrats’ Fairly

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Embattled Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh issued a statement today in...

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Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...