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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
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Mr. Ivanka Trump Continues His Twitter Feud With Mr. Crypt Keeper

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The entirety of alleged billionaire Mr. Ivanka Trump's presidency has been...

President Demands Facebook and Twitter Force Users to Like Garbage Civilized People Don’t Want to Read

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump is part of a group of Americans who...

Hillary Clinton Assures Beto O’Rourke DNC Forcing Him on Everyone is Winning Strategy

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- On leftover official Democratic National Committee stationery she was...

Obama Autographs Woman’s No-Cost Mammogram She Got Through ACA

CHICAGO, ILLINOIS --  When President Donald Trump visited areas of Alabama devastated by a...

Devin Nunes Sues His Mom For Not Telling Him He’s a Whiny Bitch Sooner

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, Congressman Devin Nunes of California announced that he was suing...

Trump Says Pentagon Would Be ‘More Easier to Enter’ If It Were Round Instead

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last week, President Trump visited the Pentagon. While not much is...

Poll: 72% of Americans Believe John McCain Could Still Kick Trump’s Ass

Over the course of the last few days, President Donald Trump has renewed attacks...

NBC To Issue Presidential Trigger Warning Before Every Episode Of Saturday Night Live

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Since becoming President, Donald Trump has tweeted his displeasure...

Mexico Agrees to Pay for Trump’s Veto

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump has issued the very first veto of his...

President Acknowledges He Had to Buy His Sons’ Way Into Trump University

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This week, America was rocked by a scandal involving a few...

Trump Nominates Li “Cindy” Yang as New Secretary of Hand Labor

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump has announced a new cabinet department has been...

Soros Orders Obama to Ensure FEMA Camp Dead Baby and Confiscated Gun Warehouses Still Have Enough Room

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources close to the situation are reporting at this hour that...

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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...