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Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
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Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
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Trump Says He Cannot Be Impeached for ‘Attempted Crimes’ Like ‘Conspiracy, Obstruction, or Murder’

MAR-A-LAGO -- As Air Force Individual-1 readied to take off from Florida for the...
Criminal Justice

Trump Supporter Outraged Mueller Report Doesn’t Mention Benghazi Even Once

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and YouTube star Jethro Bohiggins has "mixed...
MAGA News

Barr: “It Was Impossible for Me to Judge if Trump Obstructed Justice With His Dick Obstructing My Wind Pipe”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's been quite a day for Attorney General William Barr. To start...
World News

French Authorities Find Charred Bible Signed by Trump in Notre Dame Cathedral

VILLE OÙ LES FEMMES DANSENT NUES, FRANCE, FRANCE -- Firefighters battling the blaze that...
Criminal Justice

AG Barr: “The President Can Murder Ten People If He’s Feeling Stressed Out Enough”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though the Mueller Report is still, at the time of publication,...
MAGA News

Trump Outraged Barr Forgot to Redact His Family’s Secret Snake Oil Recipe from Mueller Report

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump is reportedly in a state of anger and...
MAGA News

Trump Wanted to Drop Detained Immigrants at Local Taco Bells and Del Tacos

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump has faced stiff backlash from Democratic lawmakers and various...
Business

Arkansas MAGA Supporter Wants Taco Bell Shut Down For ‘Being Too Mexican’

HOBART, ARKANSAS -- When Clem O'Connell walked into the Taco Bell in his town...
Religion

French Authorities Find Charred Bible Signed by Trump in Notre Dame Cathedral

VILLE DE OÙ LES DAMES NUES DANSENT, FRANCE -- Fire investigators looking into what...
Religion

Pat Robertson Says God Wouldn’t Have Let Notre Dame Burn If It Was In ‘Trump’s America’

VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- Televangelist and living fossil record Pat Robertson told a podcast...
MAGA News

Trump: “Aww, Bummer! My Tax Returns Were in Notre Dame!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump sent a letter to the House of Representatives'...
Criminal Justice

Barr to Publicly Release 400 Pages of Black Boxes and One Sentence Fragment That Kind of Makes Trump Look Okay-ish on Thursday

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Attorney General William Barr will release a document he's calling the...
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Lifestyle

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
Women's Rights

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
Criminal Justice

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
Tech

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

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