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I’m a Single Issue Voter, and It’s Enabling Right-Wing Authoritarians If I Don’t Get My Way

The following piece was submitted to us by reader Gary Neophite, who describes himself...

Alabama Authorities Are Looking for Me Because They Found Out I Had a Wet Dream

"I can't tell you where I'm at, or how long I'll be here, but...
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George W. Bush Pretty Sure He’s Heard of This “Afghanistan” People Keep Talking About

FORT STRATEGERIE, TEXAS -- Since leaving office in 2008, former President George W. Bush...

Dick Cheney Reminds Trump Saudi Arabia Doesn’t Declare War, He Does

MUSTAFAR -- Former President Dick Cheney sent an email to President Donald Trump today,...

Former President George Bush Reassured Several Times He’s Not Dead Yet

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Friends, family, and longtime aides to the Bush family have repeatedly...

George W. Disappointed Barbara Bush Couldn’t Even Find Iraq’s WMDs In The Afterlife

THE AFTERLIFE -- Yesterday, former First Lady Barbara Bush passed away at the age...

Iraq War Casualty Says George W. Bush Anti-Trump Speech Makes His Death ‘Way Less Unjustified’

"It was nice to hear the same kind of lofty rhetoric he used with a bunch of lies to go the very war that cost me my life."

Afghanistan War Anxious to Turn 18 So It Can Enlist and Fight in Itself

In just a couple years, our little Afghanistan War will be all growns-up and potentially enlisted in the armed forces to serve in itself.

Dick Cheney Offers Mike Pence Puppeteering Lessons

Former-VP Dick Cheney has some special advice for the incoming Veep.

Trump’s Hypothetical Iraq War Crime Inspires Cheney To Give Him ‘Super-Duper Double’ Endorsement

Dick Cheney really likes what he hears from Donald Trump.

Dick Cheney, ISIS Argue Over Who Gets Credit For Baghdad Carbombs

SITH TEMPLE, CORUSCANT -- After claiming responsibility for the tragic twin car bombing in Baghdad...

Exclusive! Donald Trump’s Cabinet Candidates Leaked!

A leaked list of Donald Trump's cabinet candidates.

Ted Cruz: ‘Carly Fiorina will bring back the Cheney tradition of lying pieces of shit’ as VP

Ted Cruz is thinking of tapping Carly Fiorina for his VP.

Dick Cheney Endorses Donald Trump For His Waterboarding Comments After Belgium Attack

Donald Trump picks up a yooge endorsement from a fellow a-hole.

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