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If I Don’t Have a Biden Flag, Biden Shoes, or Biden Bible, Am I Really Voting for Biden?

PROF. McTERRY: And who won the election? JAMES: Well, I don't fuck my cousin, so I know...

I Asked a Klansman If He’s Voting For Biden Since They’re Both Democrats. He Punched Me.

"Man, it's really true what they say about Democrats. They're snowflakes." We all know a...
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DNC Promises to Ram Hillary Clinton Book Onto Retailer Shelves Whether They Want It or Not

Hey did you know Hillary Clinton has a new book out? No? Well, don't worry. The DNC has promised to make sure you get a copy even if you don't want one.

White House July 4th Festivities Delayed While Spicer Finds Trump’s Lapel Pin

The White House staff was in a frenzy as the big Fourth of July plans had to be delayed while they tracked down Trump's lapel pin.

DNC Unveils New Democrat-Branded Nose Plugs

A look at some new campaign merch from the DNC.

DNC’s New “Condescend the Vote” Campaign Aimed at Retaining Sanders Supporters

The DNC is trying a new campaign to keep Sanders supporters if he doesn't win the nomination.

Hillary Clinton Counting on Sanders Supporters to ‘Rally Around’ Her ‘Inevitability’

Hillary Clinton's campaign is hoping that supporters of her rival, Bernie Sanders, will eventually see her "inevitable" status and fall in line.

Hillary Clinton Hoping to Still Be Able to Steal Bernie Sanders’ Rhetoric Now That He’s Running Too

Can Hillary steal Bernie Sanders' mojo if Bernie Sanders is actually running against her?

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If I Don’t Have a Biden Flag, Biden Shoes, or Biden Bible, Am I Really Voting for Biden?

PROF. McTERRY: And who won the election? JAMES: Well, I don't fuck my cousin, so I know...

I Asked a Klansman If He’s Voting For Biden Since They’re Both Democrats. He Punched Me.

"Man, it's really true what they say about Democrats. They're snowflakes." We all know a...

For Conservatives, Fart Naps Are Quickly Replacing Power Naps

"While some might casually observe the irony in someone who belittles his opponent as...

Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?

"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...