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Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family
"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
May 1, 2024
Criminal Justice
I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity
Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
April 26, 2024
U.S. Politics
Paul Ryan Worried He’ll Never Get Laid Again Once He Quits Congress
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, Speaker of the House Paul Ryan (R-Randian Dystopia) announced...
April 11, 2018
U.S. Politics
Trey Gowdy Informed He’ll Have To Pay For His Own Fishing Expeditions After Leaving Congress
Bummer, Trey! That's a real bummer, man.
January 31, 2018
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Paul Ryan Looks Forward To Life As Private Sector Misanthrope
"People always think I just want to gut Social Security and end Medicare, and that's utterly and completely false."
December 15, 2017
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Jeff Sessions ‘Can’t Remember’ If He ‘Lied About Forgetting’ Or If He ‘Forgot About Lying’
"I simply can't remember if I lied about forgetting contacts with Russia, or if I forgot that I lied, okay?"
November 14, 2017
Women's Rights
Woman Relieved Congress Wants to Control Her Vagina So She Can Focus On Earning Almost As Much As Male Colleagues
With a 20-week abortion ban passed through the House, one woman has found a silver lining in losing direct control of her vagina.
October 7, 2017
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Soldier In Afghanistan is ‘Completely Reassured’ Having D-List Reality TV Star Commanding Her
Stationed in Afghanistan, this soldier has the utmost confidence in President Donald Trump to guide the army to victory...or something.
August 22, 2017
Science & Medicine
Doctors: John McCain’s Brain Tumor Closely Connected to His Heart, Soul, Humanity
Senator John McCain received a heroes welcome before casting a deciding vote on the healthcare debate.
July 25, 2017
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Wayne LaPierre Makes Impassioned Plea For Congress to Pretend Friends and Colleagues Were First Graders
NRA Executive Vice-President Wayne LaPierre wants members of Congress to pretend their friends and colleagues were just innocent first graders.
June 14, 2017
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MIT Releases Trump Tweet Prediction Algorithm Ahead of Comey Testimony
Researchers at MIT have developed an algorithm they say has correctly predicted what President Trump will tweet during James Comey's upcoming testimony.
June 6, 2017
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John Boehner Blasts Trump for Turning His ‘Shit Show’ of a Party Into a ‘Clusterfuck’
Former Speaker of the House John Boehner doesn't think that the Trump administration has been doing much of anything right since January.
May 29, 2017
Business
Krispy Kreme Signs Deal To Be Trey Gowdy’s Official Congressional Glazing Sponsor
Trey Gowdy sweats. Profusely. One doughnut retailers doesn't see disgustingness in his glazed face though; they see marketing opportunities.
May 24, 2017
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President Trump Releases List of Things He’d Do Differently During Government Shutdown
He may not have any idea how to govern, but Donald Trump certainly knows what he'd do during a government shutdown.
May 2, 2017
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