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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?
"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...
May 17, 2024
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A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden
"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
May 15, 2024
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Oregon Militia Squatter Gives Donald Trump His Purple Twinkie
Donald Trump gets a unique gift from a member of the Oregon militia.
August 3, 2016
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Oregon Militia Squatter Awarded Iron Shovel for Burying His Platoon’s Feces
The last, free member of the Oregon militia is given a medal for a doing a most dirty deed.
February 18, 2016
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Last Remaining Oregon Militia Squatter Ceremoniously Eats Final Chocodile
As the Oregon militia standoff comes to a close, the last remaining brave squatter carries out his final mission.
February 11, 2016
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Last Twix in Breast Pocket Stops Bullet, Saves Oregon Militia Squatter’s Life
During the arrest of its leader, another member of the Oregon militia was struck by a stray bullet.
January 27, 2016
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Nation Tries to Muster All Its “Give a Fuck” About Dead Oregon Militia Squatter
Oregon Militia Squatter LaVoy Finicum is dead. But does anyone care?
January 27, 2016
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Oregon Militia Squatter Awarded Purple Heart for Stubbing Toe on Fridge
One man in the Oregon Militia occupying a federal building has been awarded the Purple Heart by his fellow militiamen.
January 5, 2016
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Feds Deem Burns Building Takeover ‘Sexual Assault’
A federal building takeover in Burns, Oregon is being given an eyebrow raising classification by government officials.
January 4, 2016
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