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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
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Oregon Militia Squatter Gives Donald Trump His Purple Twinkie

Donald Trump gets a unique gift from a member of the Oregon militia.

Oregon Militia Squatter Awarded Iron Shovel for Burying His Platoon’s Feces

The last, free member of the Oregon militia is given a medal for a doing a most dirty deed.

Last Remaining Oregon Militia Squatter Ceremoniously Eats Final Chocodile

As the Oregon militia standoff comes to a close, the last remaining brave squatter carries out his final mission.

Last Twix in Breast Pocket Stops Bullet, Saves Oregon Militia Squatter’s Life

During the arrest of its leader, another member of the Oregon militia was struck by a stray bullet.

Nation Tries to Muster All Its “Give a Fuck” About Dead Oregon Militia Squatter

Oregon Militia Squatter LaVoy Finicum is dead. But does anyone care?

Oregon Militia Squatter Awarded Purple Heart for Stubbing Toe on Fridge

One man in the Oregon Militia occupying a federal building has been awarded the Purple Heart by his fellow militiamen.

Feds Deem Burns Building Takeover ‘Sexual Assault’

A federal building takeover in Burns, Oregon is being given an eyebrow raising classification by government officials.

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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...

Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...

The Easter Bunny Plans to Give Plan-B and Contraceptives to Red State Teenagers

"Did you know there have already been thousands of rape pregnancies as a result...