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I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels
"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever...
May 10, 2024
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Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?
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CDC Urges Trump Supporters to Stop Sharing Hoods
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In what has been one of the busiest and most critical...
April 6, 2020
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CDC Says to Stop Licking Surfaces Clean Like Cats
ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- Doctors at the Centers for Disease Control are strongly urging everyone...
March 30, 2020
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CDC Suggests Chronic Masturbators Replace Regular Lube With Hand Sanitizer
ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- Doctors with the Centers for Disease Control issued new guidance this...
March 28, 2020
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CDC Suggests ‘Electoral Distancing’ From Trump Administration
ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- Over the past week and a half, Americans were introduced to...
March 20, 2020
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CDC Reminder: Also Sanitize Your Butt Plugs When There’s No Pandemic
ATLANTA, GEORGIA --Authorities at the Centers for Disease Control have issued a new statement...
March 19, 2020
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CDC Wants Trump Supporters to Stop Sharing Hoods
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In what has been one of the busiest and most critical...
March 16, 2020
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CDC Suggests Couples Start Using “Just the Tip”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In order to help minimize the spread of the novel coronavirus,...
March 16, 2020
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CDC Recommends Washing Hands For At Least As Long As It Takes For You To Masturbate
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Centers for Disease Control have issued a fresh new set...
March 15, 2020
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Report: People Were Socially Distancing Themselves From You Way Before Coronavirus
The CDC has recently issued guidelines for reducing the spread of the novel coronavirus,...
March 14, 2020
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CDC Recommends Americans Quarantine Themselves From President Trump
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Centers for Disease Control issued new guidance this morning, urging...
March 11, 2020
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CDC Issues Guidelines for Safe Handjobs During Coronavirus Outbreak
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Centers for Disease Control issued a new set of guidelines...
March 5, 2020
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Coronavirus Update: CDC Strongly Urges People to Stop Licking Each Other’s Nostrils
WASHINGTON, D.C -- The Centers for Disease Control have issued a strong advisory warning...
March 4, 2020
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