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CDC Releases New Urgent Guidelines for “Safe and Healthy” Circle Jerking
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CDC Releases New Urgent Guidelines for “Safe and Healthy” Circle Jerking

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August 11, 2020
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CDC Releases Study Using Demonic Semen, Alien DNA, and Unicorn Blood to Treat COVID-19
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CDC Releases Study Using Demonic Semen, Alien DNA, and Unicorn Blood to Treat COVID-19

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August 3, 2020
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White House: Hospitals Must Send COVID-19 Data to Trump’s AOL Account
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White House: Hospitals Must Send COVID-19 Data to Trump’s AOL Account

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July 16, 2020
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CDC Warns Libertarians: There Is No Nerd Immunity from COVID-19
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CDC Warns Libertarians: There Is No Nerd Immunity from COVID-19

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July 14, 2020
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CDC Urges Trump Supporters to Stop Sharing Hoods
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CDC Urges Trump Supporters to Stop Sharing Hoods

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April 6, 2020
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CDC Says to Stop Licking Surfaces Clean Like Cats
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CDC Says to Stop Licking Surfaces Clean Like Cats

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March 30, 2020
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CDC Suggests Chronic Masturbators Replace Regular Lube With Hand Sanitizer
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CDC Suggests Chronic Masturbators Replace Regular Lube With Hand Sanitizer

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March 28, 2020
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CDC Suggests ‘Electoral Distancing’ From Trump Administration
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CDC Suggests ‘Electoral Distancing’ From Trump Administration

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March 20, 2020
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CDC Reminder: Also Sanitize Your Butt Plugs When There’s No Pandemic
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CDC Reminder: Also Sanitize Your Butt Plugs When There’s No Pandemic

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March 19, 2020
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CDC Wants Trump Supporters to Stop Sharing Hoods
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CDC Wants Trump Supporters to Stop Sharing Hoods

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March 16, 2020
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