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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...

Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...
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Trump: “Okay You Poor Little Shits, You Get Your Check. Now Go Die for Capitalism.”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Microphones caught President Donald J. Trump in a hot mic situation...

Conservative Still Searching for the Word “Capitalism” in Constitution

LAKE BOOTRIEMEN, MICHIGAN -- For the last 25 years, Jack Mincer has been scouring...

Pat Robertson Says God Wouldn’t Have Let Notre Dame Burn If It Was In ‘Trump’s America’

VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- Televangelist and living fossil record Pat Robertson told a podcast...

Sub-President Trump Signs Executive Order Forcing McDonald’s To Give Him Extra McNugget Sauce For Free

Sub-President Trump really loves his nuggets, and he really loves his nugget sauce, and he thinks he should get all the sauce he wants for free.

Trump Hints He May Renegotiate ‘That Santa Claus Thing’ Before Next Year’s Christmas

Trump and Santa Claus might be meeting to discuss the terms of the annual gift distribution program. Times are changing, indeed.

Obama’s Socialist Takeover Shocker: U.S. Economy Adds 270k New Jobs In October

The October employment numbers are in, and Republicans do not like them, but not because they aren't good.

Conservative Economics Student Explains Why The Poor Should Just Be Left to Die Off

One young capitalist thinks we should be playing some Social Darwinism with the poor.

Thousands in Deep Red State Come to See Democratic Socialist With No Chance to Win Election

NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA -- There are few states redder than Louisiana is. Citizens of the...

Socialist Barack Obama’s Capitalist Economy Adds 295,000 Jobs, Unemployment Down to 5.5%

Republicans react to President Barack Obama's economy having another month with nearly 300,000 jobs added and the unemployment number dropping further.

WalMart Announces Bump in Wages from ‘Sub-Sub-Poverty’ to ‘Plain Old Sub-Poverty’

Wal-Mart has decided to crow about raising their workers' average salaries from sub-sub-poverty rates to just regular sub-poverty.

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