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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
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Trump Campaign to Hold Amazon Kindle Burning

WASHINGTON, D.C.  -- The President Trump re-election campaign has announced that they will be...

Fuming Bezos Threatens Hostile Takeover of Offensive Crayons Over Amazon Day Buttplug Protest

SEATTLE, WASHINGTON -- Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos is reportedly "livid beyond all recognition" and...

Amazon Starts Same-Day Coat Hanger Deliveries in Alabama, Georgia, Ohio, Missouri

SEATTLE, WASHINGTON -- Scientific and news outlet Alternative Science reported recently that retail monolith...

Amazon Working On Rectal Recognition Software So You Always Know Who Dealt It

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); SEATTLE, WASHINGTON -- Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos announced today that...

To Thwart Package Thieves, Next Year Amazon Will Only Offer Shitty Products

There can be very little doubt left at this point that when it comes...

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