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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
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President Trump Says Billy Bush Doesn’t Exist And Is A Chinese Hoax

"Billy Bush is part of a Chinese hoax, just like climate change."

Trump Says Access Hollywood Tape Was Planted By Ben Gozzi To Discredit Roy Moore

"It's the only theory that makes any sense, really."

Trump: “The Access Hollywood Tape Is As Real As My First Lady’s Orgasms”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a surprising development, President Donald Trump has reportedly begun telling...

Roy Moore: “It Was Just Locker Room Sexual Predation!”

"I was just following our party's leader, decades and decades before I even knew who he was."

Republican Pretty Sure Harvey Weinstein Story Exonerates Donald Trump

LAC TÊTE DE MERDE, MICHIGAN -- 35-year-old Republican voter Bo McGriff doesn't consider himself a...

Republican Pretty Sure Harvey Weinstein Story Exonerates Donald Trump

"Even I knew voting for Trump was a crap shoot and a half."

Trump Supporter: Weinstein Not ‘The Kind of Sexual Predator You Can Trust With Your Vote’

"Of course, I wouldn't trust Trump alone with my daughter...or his daughter."

Trump Supporter: Weinstein Not ‘The Kind of Sexual Predator You Can Trust With Your Vote’

"Of course, I wouldn't trust Trump alone with my daughter...or his daughter."

Forlorn President Trump Realizes He Hasn’t ‘Grabbed a Single Puss’ Since Being Sworn In

President Trump is finding out the hard way that even though he's the most powerful man in the free world, some things have changed forever.

Trump Wants ICE To Hire United Security That Forcibly Removed Passenger From Overbooked Flight

Not only does Trump see nothing wrong with how United handled its overbooking problem, he wants the security guards hired by ICE.

After Rescinding His Endorsement, Down Ballot Republican Assures Voters He Still Thinks Like Trump

He may not endorse Trump anymore, but Trump's ideas? Sure, why not?

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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...

Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...

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